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[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Don: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Buddy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Gilbert: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Tiny: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Annie: I also joined you in the dumb stuff.

Shiny: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF! YOU IDIOTS!

[sarnakhwritesthings]

Kira: Self-care is drinking 12 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight with God

Sisko: Self-care is drinking 12 pots of coffee and winning a knife fight against God

Julian: Self-care is drinking 12 pots of coffee with God

Ezri: May I suggest a Soothing Bath instead? Or maybe, you know, therapy?

[sarnakhwritesthings]

Abigail Hearns: Captain, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Captain Oversteegan: The best revenge is lettin’ go and livin’ your life to the fullest :)

Hearns:

Hearns: Admiral, how do I—

Honor, already drawing her Colt .45: Gun.

[sarnakhwritesthings]

Honor: Paul and I-

Protector Benjamin: Are getting married?

Honor: Not yet, we-

Benjamin: [pulls out the binder he’s been compiling for her since forever] Sit down. I have planned out the entire thing.

[sarnakhwritesthings]

Miranda: What are you writing? 

Kai: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. 

Miranda, looking over Kai’s shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphic Sangheili.

[sarnakhwritesthings]

Sonja: In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the laws of warfare or the laws of physics.

[sarnakhwritesthings]

Honor: There's a time and a place for coffee.

Honor: Never and in the trash.

[sarnakhwritesthings]

Honor: Oh my god this cocoa I bought is so good I’m so fucking alert I could probably do a math problem

Mike: Correctly?

Honor: I don’t know