#miranda keyes

[hoshizoralone]

i feel like miranda and arby should be good friends after working together between halo 2 and 3 but i rarely see anyone do anything with that so here’s my idea for their dynamic

[king-of-teeth]

POV you are the Prophet Of Regret exiting subspace right next to a planet you thought was devoid of humans

[ur-haruspis]

Halo 2 (2004)

Cairo Station

"Sir, permission to leave the station." "For what purpose, Master Chief?" "To give the Covenant back their bomb."

[churchyaoi]

got a request for miranda keyes the other day + doodled buck as well cause i love him

[whattheactualhay]

343 guilty spark is such a prick. i think the rest of halo 3's cast should play tennis using him as the ball

[rip-mendicant-bias]

Catherine Halsey and her daughters. Cortana | Miranda | The Weapon

[kittychief]

father daughter bonding…. the second one didnt save so i only have a bad screenshot of it :[

[lenkusov]

Catherine Halsey is pretty weird

Like, yes, the whole "kidnapping 75 six-year-olds to turn them into murder machines" thing, but that's not what I'm talking about

No, I mean, she had 4 daughters and only ONE of them happened through, like, normal human reproduction

There was the out-of-wedlock thing with Captain Keyes that made Miranda, of course

Then you got Cortana and The Weapon/Joyeuse who are flash clones of specifically her brain who got turned into AI

Then you have Chloe Hall, the kid she didn't even realize she had because she wasn't supposed to survive this long, who is ALSO one of her flash clones, but ONI sent her to an orphanage and, since she was literally born to be turned into an AI like her other sisters, she has the brain of a full-grown adult AND THEN SOME before she's even supposed to be able to READ. She's so good at hacking and calculations and all the other stuff an AI is supposed to do that she skipped outta the orphanage and, until Empty Throne, worked for the kig-yar mafia cooking the books for one of their casinos.

...

Man, Halsey's family is fucked up, it's not exactly a ringing endorsement when the normalest of your kids was literally created to kill a different one of your children who went insane and SUCCESSFULLY took over the galaxy for like a year. And your other two kids are, as of present-day lore, "dead from pulling a stupid stunt that didn't even work" and "a 10-year-old who's already an ex-gangster on the run from ONI in a Prowler that the dead previous owner bought on eBay"