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“Can you invite Superman for me?”
“Why can’t you do it?”
“Well, you see him more often. Also, he can’t say no to you.”
Bruce blinked in surprise, then looked away embarrassedly. “That’s not true.”
Dick laughed. “Are you kidding me? He’s crazy about you. I bet he’d swallow kryptonite if you told him to.”
-Kryptonite Kiss (by SlightlyPsycho)
They sat in silence again until Dick spoke up, “I heard what happened with the Joker. You guys teamed up, right?”
“Yes…” Bruce answered grumpily. “But not by choice.”
“What do you mean?” Dick asked.
Bruce glared at Clark like he expected him to respond.
Clark explained reluctantly, “I, uh, may have told Bruce that I would fly him to Hawaii and leave him there if he didn’t let me help…”
“Oh, my God!” Dick burst out laughing. “That’s hilarious!”
-Kryptonite Kiss (by SlightlyPsycho)
"There was no denying it now. Lois was right. Clark had a crush…
He was so screwed."
-Kryptonite Kiss (by SlightlyPsycho)
“And if anyone has to have kryptonite, I’d want it to be you. I really hope that you don’t ever need to use it, but I’m actually glad you have kryptonite. Just in case I turn evil, or lose my mind, or something weird happens…”
Clark seriously met his gaze. “I want you to be able to protect yourself. I want you to feel safe.”
Irritated, Bruce shot out of his chair and marched toward Superman. When he reached for his utility belt, Clark flinched. Then Bruce suddenly took off the belt and flung it across the room. Now he was completely weaponless. Defenseless. Vulnerable to any attacks.
Bruce crossed his arms as he declared, “I don’t need kryptonite to feel safe, Clark.”
I trust you, idiot.
-Kryptonite Kiss (by SlightlyPsycho)
"After thinking for a moment, Clark understood. “I see. You’re Robin.”
“Yep, that’s right! I’m Batman’s partner,” the kid announced proudly.
“How old are you?”
“Twelve.”
Clark frowned, crossing his arms. “And Bruce lets you fight dangerous criminals?”
“Well, not on school nights.”
“…Okay.” Great parenting, Bruce."
-Kryptonite Kiss (by SlightlyPsycho)
“Bruce?” Clark walked across the fancy room. “Bruce?”
“What?” Bruce stepped out of the bathroom, with only a towel around his waist. He had obviously been taking a shower. His hair was still wet and drops of water were sliding down his bare perfectly-toned chest.
Clark froze, gawking at him. Oh, my god. That chest, and those legs… His gaze wandered all over Bruce’s body, enjoying the view. If only that towel wasn’t in the way…
Bruce smirked. “My eyes are up here, Clark.”
-Kryptonite Kiss (by SlightlyPsycho)
"Clark kneeled beside the bed, staring at Bruce. He looked so much younger when he was asleep. Reaching forward, Clark brushed a strand of hair out of his face. His hair was surprisingly soft. And, without all the Kevlar, he seemed smaller, less bulky. He actually looked really…cute."
-Kryptonite Kiss (by SlightlyPsycho)
Inside the warehouse, there were many heartbeats. Most of them were terrified and erratic, except for one. One heartbeat was strong and steady like a melody. Superman listened to the melody while watching the criminals being beaten and disarmed with ease. This must be child’s play for Batman.
-Kryptonite Kiss (by SlightlyPsycho)
