#slimejen

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“Hey, homie, I'm gonna let you borrow this,” with his other hand, Taako picked up the handle of the gaudy umbrella, “And you can give it back to me later.”

“I don't think yellow is quite my color,” Kravitz said, letting Taako’s hand go and grabbing it anyway.

“It's a good umbrella, it'll keep you safe,” Taako looked unsure for a second, “S-safe and dry, am I right?”

From the TAZ fic Liminal Spaces and Criminal Cases by @slimejen which is my favourite fic right now?? 90s detective vs small town supernatural mystery, and also some real good Taakitz.

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I hope you're having a good day today 💖

I’m trying. I treated myself to some fries and rented Lethal Weapon 2. Thank you <3

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slimejen replied to your post “The RNC sent me a plea for money disguised as a census and I honestly...”

???????? what

Yeah I- It’s really weird. The envelope made it look like a bill, and had 2ND NOTICE stamped on it, but the inside’s a letter about how important voting Repub is, and this poll thing... I’m tempted to post it 

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slimejen replied to your post “*thinks about the fact I’ll be working full time soon* *goes into a...”

It will be fine and it's going to be so worth it even though full time is super scary at first

I keep bouncing between excited and nervous. Like, I wanna work, but my last couple experiences  (Walmart and BJ’s) have totally freaked me out. 

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slimejen replied to your photoset:I think “fit” is something of an understatement 

I just got ptsd flashbacks to memes in 2006 involving this Tomitake ass motherfucker

I am so curious 

tell me more

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slimejen replied to your post “Had a dream wherein: -I moved in to a Chinese restaurant -Someone paid...”

I'm very interested in the two faced baseball player. Did they play for two different teams?

As far as I can remember, one face was just suuuuper sad all the time. It was also in the Babe Ruth era of baseball, so maybe that face thought there was just no place for them in sport. I don’t know. Dreams, man.

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slimejen replied to your post:if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you...

I kno that feel

when I was little I wanted one and I always imagined if you parted the leaves just right you’d open the door to another world or at the very least a nice shady place to read

now that I’m older it’s just “ah that tree is doing what we’re all too tired to do”

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slimejen replied to your photo:Well, here’s a thing.

Unrelated: your nail polish is really cute

<3 thank you dear they are nail stickers by Incoco <3