#slimepost

[pregnantsecondo]

“I never expected you to get like this.”

“Like what?!” I snap.

She gestures downward at my goopy form, “Like...like green slime.”

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It's fun to stay at the S-L-I-M

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slimes are the purest living things you will ever meet. name at least one bad thing a slime has ever done. you can't. slimes are beautiful

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rememember you’re still A+ and valid even if your whole body is always damp and smells weird

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there is a difference between slime and goo

slime is more like *thprsh* whereas goo goes *gllorpth*

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hey slimey’s know that relatable feeling when ya JUST FUCKIN

g l u r p g l u r p

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this made me feel very confusing emotions and things in my body please do not do that

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Ocean Slime

make me eat the grime