#sloober lore

[creepiefarm]

sloober is real and he lives in my backyard

he's allowed to forage from the garden and take two (2) fresh eggs from the chickens a day. it is NOT allowed to take any chickens and he knows that. sometimes i leave a bowl of food on the porch for it, but if the other animals get to it before him that's on sloober for not coming at dinner time

he sleeps in the forest and sometimes in the duck house when it rains (it hated any shelter i tried to make for him)

on hot days you can find him swimming in the pond, and it eats acorns in the fall. sometimes he eats wild animals but only in moderation. lately it's taken to growling in it's inhuman way at the mail man

[creepiefarm]

Slenderman family reunion:

- Slenderman (gay-single-father brother)

- Sloober (non-binary brother)

- Mr. Clean (brother)

- Stonks (disowned brother)

- Kingpin [Spiderman] (uncle)

- Ventress [Star Wars] (lesbian aunt)

- Psycho Mantis [MGS] (aroace uncle)

- Morpheus [The Matrix] (family friend everyone calls uncle)

- Gollum [LotR] (grandpa)

- The Pale Man [Pan's Labyrinth] (grandpa)

- Dr. Eggman [Sonic] (great-uncle who misses his wife)

- Ki-Adi Mundi [Star Wars] (divorced great-uncle)

- Dr. Evil [Austin Powers] (cousin)

- Tragedians [Pathologic] (little cousins)

- Crawlers [the Descent] (gay cousins)

- Walter White [Breaking Bad] (most hated second cousin)

- The Rake [Creepypasta] (family pet)

[creepiefarm]

sloober is like a (goopy) frog and he freezes solid for the winter

[creepiefarm]

you go into a dark room… kts dank and scary… and standing there… IS SLOOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

sloober we've talked about this! i don't LIKE getting jumpscared and you can't run every humidifier in the house in one room! ur gonna grow mold and then we will BOTH be miserable :/