#slothbooty

[combooter]

lots of new followers hi you're all wonderful :*

[happyjulesy]

Susan Boyle woke up one day and looked up at the night sky. She thought to herself "Dang, sure is a big world out there." and then the world said back "You're right Susan, let's go on an adventure." Susan Boyle grew wings on her back and flew out of her window. She danced with the stars, and played hopscotch with the moon. But suddenly she realized, this is what she wanted to be. Susan Boyle slung off her dress, and threw it into the gravity of dark space into the night sky. Susan Boyle began to grew fur. Her nails grew into claws, and before she knew it, she was Garfield. Susan Boyle, in her new form of Garfield, began to drift off into deep space. She reminisced with aliens, and ate cottage cheese with Neptune. Continuing Garfield's journey into deep space, Susan Boyle (in her new Garfield form) had found a bur in her sand box.

[browsethestacks]

Yo Earl by slothbooty

[34choco]

whst is ur natural scent

the scent of desperation and failure

(but srsly its probably dirt)