═ ═ ♕ Task Two: Video Diary ♕ ═ ═
featuring: @leotakanashi, @calliefm, @romanwalsh, @surejo, @cindyeggers, @cleoxortiz @marcodiangelo
Riley had absolutely no doubt that this would be seen by other people. The memory portion of his brain may be severely lacking in brain cells but he could still read contracts. Besides, if they didn’t upload it themselves for everyone’s viewing pleasure, he would do it himself damn it. What a travesty it would be for no one to see his face gracing the screen. Pulling out his phone, Riley took some test selfies before turning it to video mode and letting a happy smile grace his face. “Hey lovers! It’s your resident drama king here, Riley Kim. As you can see, I’ve arrived in the ever sunny Bahamas!” he introduced himself, spinning slightly to show his surroundings. “but damn, maybe I should have invested in sunglasses. I swear to god it’s so bright my eyes are literally going to melt out of my head,” he said, doing absolutely nothing to fix the problem except pout. What can he say? He’s a slut for the perfect lighting and his vision would just have to be a casualty today. “Anyway! Since I’m sure you’re here for the tea and not just to gaze at my beautiful visage, which is highly encouraged by the way, I’ve been given a list of questions to answer. Let’s get into it, shall we?” Riley said, holding up a piece of paper and waving it in front of the camera with his free hand. “Question one! Who do I think would be a good couple in the sloth?” Riley started, turning the paper towards himself. “Ohhh, starting off interesting with this one, aren’t we? Well, the obvious answer is me and Leo, duh” he laughed, winking at the camera for good measure, “okay jk jk, all jokes aside you know I’m in it for Callie and Roman. Literally so adorable I could die on the spot. Friends to lovers is a trope I would sell my soul for. But you know? I’m also high key rooting for Cleo and Marco to make it work. We love a comeback,” he said, finishing off the answer for the first question. “Alright! As much as I love love love lovebirds, the show must go on. Question two!” he said, throwing up a peace sign, “Would I leave Big Bear and the sloth if I had the chance?” Grasping his chin in thought, Riley smirked, “Is that an offer? Because if so the answer is absolutely not! I’m pretty stoked to be here and I still have so many things to do before I leave. Besides, if I go, who’s going to make sure that crocs are forever banished from the resort? and yes, I’m directly calling you out Cindy. You know what you’ve done to me. The nerve. I’ve never. Well we’re being honest though, I’m pretty sure you never really leave the sloth. It’s like a cult I definitely didn’t sign up for but the only way out is to drink the Koolaid. I’ll keep you updated for when I get to that point,” he rambled on, giving a specific look to the camera just for Cindy. “Question three! Where do I see myself in ten years?” Riley tilted his head as he read the next question, “Okay now we’re switching gears a bit, aren’t we? But if you really must know, I’d like to open my beauty salon. Fitting right? I think so. Either that or take over the one at Big Bear. Make like a law firm and put my name directly on the wall while I’m at it. Gotta make sure everyone knows exactly who is responsible for the best day of their lives,” he explained, taking off his hat and flipping his freshly dyed hair, “To be honest, I’ll probably forget this video diary even exists by then and what I wanted so you’ll just have to wait and see where I’m at! The possibilities are endless with me.” “Aaaand drumroll please because we’re onto the final question, number four!” he said, making sounds with his tongue, “Did you do it? I hope you did otherwise I’m coming for you and cursing you with a bad hair day for the rest of your lives. Only curable by visiting me at the spa of course.” Looking at the list for the last time, Riley read the question, “Who is the one person I would kick out from the sloth? Well, the answer is obvious, it’s not even a challenge to pick just one” he said, rolling his eyes, “I swear Jo has it out for me. I don’t even know what I did? I’ve never done anything wrong ever in my life but she’s always giving me looks like I killed her firstborn child. It’s too bad really because being friends with me is a blessing. If you’re watching Jo, I’m not even sorry,” he finished, blowing a kiss to the camera. “Well, that seems to be it for this one! I’m so so sad to be leaving you all so soon, I could actually cry. Don’t miss me too much though because I’ll be sure to serve you some good looks in sloth in paradise so stay tuned and keep up with me this week! Also, make sure to practice some self-care and I’ll see you soon lovers!” He winked, waving goodbye to the camera before shutting it off. Slotting his phone back into his pocket, Riley looked around. “Anyone know where I can get some food? I mean look at me, literally skin and bones. Famished!” He said, throwing his hands up dramatically before walking off to find something to eat.