Mar 5, 2020
Sometimes the thought of Satan being real slow when he just woke up keeps me awake at night and I just can’t. Like, in my head he also moves just as slow as he is talking and I...boy 💦💦 Also cat boxers because lol fight me UwU
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Sometimes the thought of Satan being real slow when he just woke up keeps me awake at night and I just can’t. Like, in my head he also moves just as slow as he is talking and I...boy 💦💦 Also cat boxers because lol fight me UwU
Slow Boy
Re-Introducing my Trolls: Day 2: Malwen Kagara
"Uh... hi... I'm Malwen... You met my moirail yesterday... Vietta... she's a handful...Goes too fast... Gets too excited... not my vibe.... I prefer to take life slow... like my lusus... who’s a snail...
“I like... knitting ... and setting up rope traps... in the swamp... where we live.
“A lot of trolls die in the swamp... and the soils acidic... so, like... only their horns are left... after a time... I collect them... sometimes... I think they look nice.
“I’m better at... navigating... the swamp... I know it’s secrets... And I protect them... I kinda have to... I mean... I don’t... but I feel... uh... obligated...
“The secrets ... have been there for a while... and I don’t want to be the one... that fucks it up...
“...”
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Malwen is an anarchist at heart, ready to rebel against everything from the Empire to wearing shirts. Tell him what to do and he’ll do the opposite, or maybe not. He does what he pleases. Usually slowly.
He uses his own blood to paint his sign on his chest as a silent ‘fuck you’ to everyone who tells him he has to wear it.
If you gain his loyalty, he will die for you. If you gain his disdain, he will end you. He is a very ride or die person and very protective over what he holds dear. He comes off as less intense though, mostly due to how he takes forever to do anything, even speak. This is represented by the “...”s he is literally talking at a snail’s pace.
possibly one of the LARGEST turts i’ve ever seen in the wild! this was a snapping turtle basking in the sun on a road near our house. luckily the road isn’t very busy so he was fine! when we came back he was gone so he must have went back into the woods. good luck friend!
went kayaking today! saw two what i think were box turtles. there was a smaller one in this alcove i kayaked down, maybe about the size of my fist. the second was sitting on a log near the shore of the lake i was on. he was bigger, maybe the size of two and a half fists. good luck buds!!!
when i first asked for a turtle, my dad asked me, ‘they live for a long time. can you handle the commitment of 15 years or more?’
yeah i can for an absolute lad
Slow Boy by J Mascis & Kim Gordon from CONS EP Vol. 3.