#slunch

[ihatetotebags]

The boys found the Sesame Street, apparently it’s a real place in the fey wild adapted into a cartoon, we all went through a portal showing all of our greatest desires, dreams, and sorrows all in one and then ended up here, it’s honestly mostly the same as the cartoon but Cookie Monster is their benevolent ruler, thankfully the boys know fey rules from my home schooling (they go to actual school too I just teach them special tid bits) so they didn’t give any ppl their names or take anything from them, we’re trying to figure out how to escape, but everything is a lil weird here, will report back when we escape

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

from one car autist to another, RESPECT 🤝 i've never seen anyone better at identifying cars than I am, i'm always impressed by you being able to ID something based on a blurry quarter panel. do you recommend any good car blogs on here? carsthatnevermadeitetc, radracer, and aimfortheapex are some of my favorites.

also, you can almost certainly ID it but here's my The Creature

oh hell yeah! i love radracer and carsthatnevermade it. i also have a follower here, @toyota-supra, who seems to be a pretty big car fan 👀

and yes i can, 4th gen Mazda MX-5 Miata! great little car, 3rd and 4th gen miatas get too much hate, i’ve always thought they’re still really cute and cool

[g4yr4t]

I could go for an entire head of iceberg lettuce rn

[ihatetotebags]

Christmas is over and my wallet is drained, I don’t think the boys really understood the concept tho but we’re still hyped, Slunch mostly asked for rare herbs and spices for spells and Tweeb has taken up drawing so I got him a lot of art supplies and got them both new clothes and some candy, they seem very pleased and it was an overall very merry Christmas hope it was the same for you all!

[ihatetotebags]

Tweeb and Slunch are decorating cookies for Santa right now with Elmo while I go to the mall to “totally not shop for Christmas presents” they seem excited, just 16 more hours till Christmas!

[ihatetotebags]

Tweeb and Slunch are very excited for Christmas, this is their first Christmas and they’ve heard great things, I’m taking them to the mall to meet Santa right now and they’re really happy.

[ihatetotebags]

We met another god, and whoop Dee doo he’s the one who put us in the magic bucket, he feeds on souls and would normally take ours but sensed Tweeb and Slunchs godly abilities and let us go for some reason, he’s apparently god of Halloween and all things spooky, that’s his full title btw, and he’s kind of just a the headless horseman but his head is a pumpkin Halloween bucket rather than a normal pumpkin cus they rot away, anyway guess we gotta help the guy who fucking kidnapped us. Also I’m starting to realize these posts make no sense if you see one randomly without knowing about the previous posts, whoopsies or something

[ihatetotebags]

Ok I think we are straight up just home again, still confused but everything seems normal now, also Flibert ate like 57 oranges, peel on and all, freaky lil cat bastard