#slut!lando

[trashytracktales]

girl wake up 😭😭😭😭 lando out in a club exchanging his own shirt for a shirt that says "eat pussy it's vegan" LIKEEEE

I can’t begin to describe how much I love (and missed!!) slut!Lando. Now come here boy and live by what you preach 👅

[trashytracktales]

I mean it in the nicest way possible, Lando Norris is such a slut ✨

This is brand new information 😧😧

Anyway.

[trashytracktales]

Girl, I'll be so honest: if Lando is whoring out like this already, I'm scared for what he's gonna put us through during the summer break -🐰

Girl, I’m more concerned by his ability to shape-shift. Because what do you mean you’re a slut by night and angel in the daylight. You see it yeah? 🫵🏻

Then he has the audacity to sit in interviews and speak so softly as if I don’t know exactly what he is.

[trashytracktales]

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS I need to vent about it to someone.. GIRL… I literally just woke up to Mr. Norris SHIRTLESS in a CLUB exchanging SHIRTS with specific WORDS on them… I don’t have a single sane and appropriate thing to say 🗣️🗣️

It’s a good thing I’ve already said several inappropriate things in this post then hihihi ^^

Also, people out there acting shocked every time he does something like this, meanwhile I’m just enjoying the fact that I keep getting proven right. Like, yes, this is exactly the man I’ve been telling you about ☺👍🏻

[trashytracktales]

What’s in the air at the moment?? Lando is being so messy lately 😭😭

Don’t know about you guys, but he’s pissing me off BAD. One more instance of him behaving like this and I’m opening my writing app so fast it’ll generate its own wind tunnel. Why else would you give me so much material if you don’t want me to make it your problem?

[trashytracktales]

I haven’t moved an inch ever since that video dropped. I have a presentation tomorrow but I’m out here daydreaming about his 🌱vegan lifestyle 🌱and how good of an eater he must be

I really hope the presentation went well, love. Would be deeply unfortunate if your academic/professional future was derailed by his dietary choices... no matter how good of a performer he is. Either way, understandable 💔

[trashytracktales]

Girl I feel like Lando whoring out woke you up from the dead lowkey-🐰

Girl I swear it’s the equivalent of the Batman signal. The second the slut comes out of him, my senses start tingling and I have to be near the scene of the crime immediately