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Kitty! Abbachio because he's a tsundere lil kitty

Uncensored on my Twitter

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More material gowrl mista, this time mooching off his rich mistress to get a pool

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Ya know, I was browsing from my Facebook my baby pictures and I saw that I was totally a bit of the chonky side and up to this day, now that I am an adult, I am still chonky.

I am DEFINITELY curious if the Bucci gang happen to be curious and their reactions once they saw S/O's chonky baby pictures from S/O's picture album, especially when they saw what babies usually do like nibbling or biting at things crawling, shoving their tiny hands in their mouths, sleeping or just rolling on their bed for fun and/or pretty much what they usually do. It's just too cute to imagine them looking at S/O's infancy days. ^^

omg they would LOVE it!!!

obviously we all know how much Bruno loves kids, and would love seeing his darling's baby pics, but you know who else would REALLY love it?

ONE: Giorno. Now true, its canon that he hates children (its in his bio pic in the manga i think) the idea of not only knowing more about darling's history would be super important to him. Not to mention-he never really had a childhood himself. Aside from one crummy pic with his stepdad and the obligatory school photos, Giorno doesn't really have anything to remember form his childhood. Not that he really wants to,per se. But if Darling has enough pictures to go through, including baby pics, that means darling was taken cared of and loved, at least a little bit. The chubbiness is just an extra factor of cuteness. Chubby babies are healthy babies, so it reassures him.

TWO: Believe it or not, Abbacchio really likes seeing your baby pics. Unlike the other mafioso, we never see any traumatic flashbacks to his childhood, which makes me inclined to think he might have had a nice childhood? I mean, he had to at least have one or two mentors who made him optimistic enough to be a civil servant, you know? I bet he has a ton of adorable, embarrassing as hell photos of himself, chonky and adorable and HAPPY. And even though it's super embarrassing (he certainly doesn't show them willingly, not unless you're REALLY close and trustworthy) he likes looking back and learning about who you were and who you became. I mean, COME ON, his whole stand ability is about reliving the past, of COURSE he wants to see your baby photos!!! (and also maybe he has a soft spot for kids shut up.)

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Bday present <3

happy belated birthday @dark-side-blog2

You were beginning to think Melone was more excited for your birthday than you were.

“This is a big celebration!” He exclaimed, everytime you would mention it, “It’s your first birthday together with me, I need to make it special~”  You would simply roll your eyes, flattered and somewhat apprehensive. Your boyfriend often knew how to take things…a bit too far.  The week leading up, Melone would tease you with hints of possible gifts, but never enough to give you an inkling about what the hell he had planned. All you knew, based on all the previous “gifts” Melone had given you, was that you would enjoy it.

On the day of, it was a bit surprising to find nothing more as you woke up than a simple text message waiting for you from melone.  Rubbing the sand from your eyes, you turned off your alarm and read:

Happy Birthday Tesoro, cum over to my place tonite after school and work <3 xoxo

The rest of your day was completely normal, excluding the date; you had classes in the morning and your part time in the afternoon.  Aside from the text from Melone, and polite albeit brief congratulations from some close friends and your family, there was barely any difference to your daily routine.  You were almost disappointed-Melone had really been working up the importance of the day, and so far all you’d gotten was a text.  You tried not to take it too personally, you knew Melone was just as busy as you, and knowing Melone, he’d be MORE than happy to repay you all the attention and praise you were owed.  

…And yet,  when you made your way to your boyfriend’s apartment, opening the door with the key Melone gave you himself, the lights were off, there wasn’t a peep from anyone inside.  Was he not home yet?  Flicking on the lights, you swallowed down your disappointment-you would simply start the festivities without him, deciding to order takeout for the two of you.  You didn’t feel much like cooking, and Melone wasn’t the best chef, often getting too distracted to pay proper attention to ingredients and has burned more than a few dinners after forgetting they were on the stove.

Flipping through the stack of delivery menus by his fridge, you grabbed your phone and placed a larger than average order at Melone and your favorite restaurant.  Melone could make up for his tardiness by paying for tonight’s dinner, you decided, reciting his credit card’s numbers to the overworked teen on the phone taking your order.  Once dinner has been ordered, you make yourself comfortable on the couch, looking up something to watch on tv, when you notice a dim, neon glow coming from behind the closed bedroom door.  

You raise your eyebrow: did Melone forget to turn off his gaming rig? You get up from your favorite spot on the couch, tiptoeing towards the ominous magenta glow.  As you get closer, you start to pick up a familiar hum, a mechanical buzz you’re all-too-familiar with.  Oh, maybe Melone is home.  You try to open the door as quietly as possible, but of course the door’s hinges creak like an ancient coffin.  

“Come in, birthday girl~” your boyfriend calls out to you, lounging before you on his bed.  And what a sight he is to behold: dressed up like a neon leather fetish fantasy.  He’s wearing a barely-there lingerie set, electric pink latex bralette cut out, doing nothing to hide his pierced nipples, that cinches his waist and pushes up his chest.  A garter belt the same color holds up fishnet stockings, and a painfully tight looking thong covers his impressive bulge and little else.  And decorating his neck is a spiked collar, with a leash attached, dangling in his hands.  He crosses one platform heeled leg over the other, posing for your eyes only, “You’ve kept me waiting too long dear, it’s about time you came in~”  He coos, beckoning you closer with a wagging finger.  

Sorry it’s so late, but i hope you like it, short but sweet <3

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SILVER CHARIOT “SUGAR DADDY” APPLICATION FORM: Diego

NAME: Diego Brando

AGE: 30

OCCUPATION: Horse Jockey/Breeder/stable owner

ANNUAL INCOME AVERAGE:  Varies greatly, depending on race winnings, has an estimated 20 million net worth total

BACKGROUND HISTORY: He never knew his father, and his mother died early on, when he was around 10 or so.  Diego had a hard life, and poor upbringing as a child in the system.  Due to his smaller size and athletic prowess, however, he was able to win his first horse race at the age of 16, and made a name for himself in the world of horses.  He bought the first horse he was able to win a race with, Silver Bullet, and eventually turned him into a stud and started breeding the “Silver Bullet” pedigree.  Silver has fathered several race winners, one even winning the Kentucky Derby a few years back.  Diego has been able to build an impressive stable and racehorse business for himself, although on rare occasions he still races. He’s made the majority of his money on bets and gambling through horse races, and is known to take more chances when it comes to his business.  However, it’s paid off greatly, and is quickly becoming one of the wealthiest and most successful horse owners on the west coast.

EXPECTATIONS: Diego wants one thing out of life more than anything: bragging rights.  He not only wants to be public with your relationship, he wants to show you off at the races and wear you around his arm like a rolex watch.  Go out with him, keep him company at the after parties, get drunk with him and fuck when he loses- ride through the ups and downs for a good time together.  Every day will be a new adventure, and sometimes it can be a little crazy, but you’ll always have fun with him.  Full disclosure, he might see other sugar babies as well, no hard feelings.  Also, he’s very sexual, and would definately want a partner that’s able to cater to his needs.  If you’re looking for a long term relationship, or the potential for marriage, look elsewhere. 

LIKES: horses(duh), gambling, expensive gifts, money, gold jewelry, card games, betting, party drugs, sex, his mom (although he never talk about her), sports, dancing, fancy cocktails, extravagant fashion, fast cars, loud music, reptiles/dinosaurs, rocks and crystals

DISLIKES: losing, traffic, family drama, his racing rivals (a former jockey by the name Joestar), being disrespected or looked down on, hangovers, 

IDEAL TYPE: has a thing for blondes with tan skin, the ideal california girl if you will.  Also likes someone with expensive flashy taste that will keep up with him and keep him entertained.  A good dancer is always sexy, and it would be cool if they’re an animal lover like him.

IDEAL FIRST DATE: A horse race, naturally, where the two of you can bet and gossip about all the tacky hats and old money.  Afterwards, he’ll take you clubbing for some “recreational fun”, or to the beach to go skinny dipping, if it’s dark enough.  He’d also be happy to show you around his stables, and show you all the horses he’s bought and sired, and all the trophies he’s won.

PAYMENT: Here’s the thing-Dio loves to spoil, he loves to pamper. He loves to give others the things he never had, and having the power to do so. BUT….he likes to make you work for it.  You kiss his cheek in front of a competitor?  That’s an extra hundred in your pocket.  You outdrink him at the bar?  That’s impressive enough to earn you those new diamond earrings you were looking at before.  Give him some tail?  You get the idea.  Diego will give you anything and everything he can,as long as you do something to earn it.  That might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but Diego’s shallow, he doesn’t care.  

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Story: S/O found out she's pregnant and afraid to tell she is carrying a baby (or probably twins?) for two weeks and decided to keep it a secret. I would like to see Bucci gang's reaction being a little weirded out seeing their girlfriend silent or quick spoken, eating weird food cravings and would eat a lot, always going to the bathroom, then suddenly found a pregnancy kit, showing two strips.

All Characters depicted are 18 or older

(I didn’t include Giorno in this one, because depending on who you ask he either is or isn’t a part of Bucci gang. Hope you enjoy!)

Bruno was the first to know. Well, it’s debatable whether he knew or just really, really wanted it to be true. He saw you waking up at night for frequent bathroom trips, followed by unusual midnight snacks. He simply waited for you to come back to bed, starting a new nightly ritual-holding you from behind, placing his hands on your stomach. Bruno said you tasted differently; when he held you he felt something new, and yet something that felt so familiar, so much like the two of you combined. It was almost like welcoming a family member home after so long. When he heard the truth from you, he didn’t shout or jump up, run out into the streets passing out cigars. He simply smiled at you, nodding unsurprised. It was just right, and he was so excited for the both of you.

Leone, a former Policeman, could put the pieces together pretty quickly. He saw the way strong perfumes affected you, and the morning sicknesses were regular but not serious. He was actually the first one to convince you to visit the doctor-who confirmed his previous suspicions. Give him some credit: he might come off occasionally as callous, or uncaring- but those amber-lavendar eyes see EVERYTHING you do. And even though he’d prefer you didn’t know the depths he cared for you, and even though on your worst days sometimes you do, he CARES for you. DEEPLY. Deeply enough to give you nightly footrubs without being asked to. He tries to hide it, but he starts borrowing and reading child and baby care books he borrowed from Bruno. He separates a shelf in the fridge JUST for your own special food cravings. He will never bring it up, and might even try to deny it-but he’s very happy to be having this baby with you. It feels like a second chance on life, and he gets to live it with you.

Believe it or not, Narancia is the next person to realize you’re pregnant. Just because he has an elementary level of mathematics, and never finished school, doesn’t mean he’s a naive idiot. Don’t forget- this guy lived on the streets for most of his youth-he’s seen a lot of pregnancies happen to his friends and friend’s partners. He’s able to tell pretty quickly when you complain about nausea, and start eating food combinations you’ve never touched before. He brings it up to you before you bring it up to him-rather suddenly in fact. Narancia isn’t the type to think over his words carefully, and DEFINITELY doesn’t like the idea of keeping secrets between the two of you. He waits outside you bathroom, pacing back and forth waiting for the results. When you finally do come out with the positive result, he has to stop himself from picking you up and into a bear hug-he has to be careful around the two of you now. Narancia tries really hard to become a good father, although it isn’t easy to change overnight. If he hasn’t at least gotten a G.E.D. or Italian equivalent by this point, he makes sure to get that before his child is born. He also Goes on a shopping spree and buys baby clothes, toys, and other products every time he goes to a store-he just wants to give the child everything he never had. Secretly, he stays up at night sometimes worrying if he’ll end up being like his own cold, deadbeat dad, but he’s too ashamed to bring it up. Whether or not he tells you, YOU tell HIM that he’s going to be a wonderful father, and then he knows that you’re right.

Fugo takes a little longer, perhaps longer than you’d expect, to discover you’re pregnant. In fact, you might need to be the one to tell him, if not for the fact he notices your growing stomach and doctor appointments. It’s not due to disinterest in your life, or denial on his behalf. In all honesty, he just hasn’t had a ton of experience with women. His mom was cold and reserved with him at best, and though he tried to understand and sympathize with Trish, he never really got the chance to befriend her, at least not in canon timeline. When he does eventually find out though, he’s nervous but excited. He handles the news the way he handles everything-over preparing and researching the HELL out of it! He reads Bruno’s child rearing literature, takes Lamaze classes with you, hell, starts studying women’s health and OBGYN during his free time! There are a lot of scary, uncontrollable things about children and parenthood that sometimes scare him and make him question his ability to be a parent- but he WANTS to do this with you. And talking through his anxieties with you, and knowing that you will be doing this as a TEAM make him feel not only better, but happy.

Mista, bless his heart, is the last to know. Despite loving the ladies very much, he doesn’t necessarily pick up on your new ”quirks” as being related to pregnancy. You stopped drinking? Oh, maybe you’re trying to be healthier, good for you! You’re having odd cravings? Must be to replace the alcohol cravings! suddenly you start having sudden bursts of emotions and crying randomly that he begins to panic. Is this new health fad really good for you? What’s got you so upset? What? What do you mean he’s a ‘dense idiot’? Finally, when you spell it out for him, he takes about three seconds until…click! OH! That explains a lot actually. Hey wait a minute, you’re PREGNANT!! He’s so excited, hugging and kissing you excitedly, calling up his friends and debating with you over who should be the baby’s godfather. He’s very laid back about your pregnancy-not uncaring, just doesn’t know a lot as a first-time father. It’s important to communicate your wants and needs with him, but he’ll work with you, and takes on a lot more responsibility in preparation for your child. Actually, you miiiiiight have to talk him down a bit, he’s starting to consider having five or six more after this one…

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Ya know, I was watching Swan Princess and researched that if swans did mate and have cygnets and if their mate and/or one of their cygnets died, they mourn for their deaths. I could JUST IMAGINE Bruno, or Abbacchio or Narancia, Guido or Giorno or Fugo that they are swans by day and human at night, but only if there is only a moon because they were cursed by Diavolo after they helped and protected Trish from him. As for Jean Pierre Polnareff, he was finding a way how to lift the curses put on all of them and the only way to break the spell is by true love from someone who loves them the most. Trish, now, has to take care of them and protect them as well and keep an eye if her father is around to destroy any of them. When Diavolo found out from Polnareff that only true love can break the curse, he set up a counter spell: If S/O confessed to the wrong person, one of them will die. Then, he found out the way to return them back to normal and set up a counterspell. Diavolo made a counterspell that if S/O made a vow of everlasting love, one of them will die (this depends who S/O loves the most and who S/O fell in love with) and S/O made a vow to Doppio, who disguised as any of them. Ah, angsty moment. S/O has to defeat Diavolo to prove that his spell is less powerful than S/O true love. It's three against one. Once defeated, S/O, this time vowed to the right person (it could be any of the Bucci gang) and happily married. (Corny, I know but it's all I could think. 😅😅😅😅😅)

If you have any suggestions, let me know. ^^

Very cute idea!!!

i wanted to do more, but unfortunately this was all i had time to do.  out of all the possible swan princes, i feel like the one most appropriate would be Giorno <3

I mean, just look at him!  he’s as graceful as a swan, and very attuned to nature. 

this is it for now, but maybe ill find inspiration to add more later ^^

thank you for the message <3

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SILVER CHARIOT “SUGAR DADDY” APPLICATION FORM: Anasui

NAME: Narciso Anasui

AGE:30

OCCUPATION: Disney Imagineer/Senior Project Manager 

ANNUAL INCOME AVERAGE: 120,000$ Annually

BACKGROUND HISTORY:  Anasui has been obsessed with learning how things work since a young age.  Combining that with his love of Disney, specifically their theme parks, he has been able to combine his love of the two and get an internship out of school, and later a full time job working at the parks on ride development and animatronics specifically.  Utilizing his technology know-how, engineering skills, and an eye for illusions, he’s been able to work on projects at every park location.  Anasui is prone to getting  obsessed with things, and has several hobbies and a jack of all trades.  He’s also an avid collector, for machinery, merchandise, and unusual knick-knacks that catch his fancy. He has had issues in the past with possessiveness, over-obsession, and jealousy, but is currently seeing a therapist to work through his issues.

 EXPECTATIONS: Anasui, above all, wants a monogamous relationship with darling on both sides.  He will not tolerate cheating, or “sharing his partners” with anyone else.  Anasui would like it if you moved in with him, into his personally designed and built home in Orlando, Florida.  Anasui would prefer a darling that is willing to go to Disney with him, so he can get personal feedback from you, as well as discuss his personal work and bounce ideas off of you.  He would like to share his other hobbies with you, even if you aren’t knowledgeable, he likes having someone to share his interests with.  Darling may also need to travel when necessary to the other parks, or on long weekend executive trips.

LIKES:  Machinery, electronics, disney, cars, traveling, collecting, learning new skills and hobbies, theme parks

DISLIKES: infidelity, darling ignoring him, long airplane trips in economy class, noisy children, getting stuck on a project, cleaning, disappointing his therapist, florida weather

IDEAL TYPE: Someone loyal, above all.  Someone to listen to him, and sympathize with him.  Someone he can be himself around.  Someone a little silly, or quirky.  Someone he can impress with his many talents and skills.  Someone to be patient and accepting on his bad days, and supportive and happy on his good days.

IDEAL FIRST DATE: Going to one of the Disney parks, obviously.  He also enjoys other theme parks as well, like universal, and even more unique, old-timey carnivals or parks are fun.  Someplace he can spend an entire day studying, or getting obsessed with.  Anasui also has a gut of steel, so he’d spend all day going on thrill coasters if he could.

PAYMENT:  Anasui would prefer monthly payments to paying per date; he doesn't like “buying your time.”  Just try to remind him, or leave him notes, he occasionally gets distracted, and forgets to pay you.  He loves to buy you things and spoil you, however, so you’ll go on lots of shopping trips together.