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sluttydrunk replied to your post “I’m making a roasted garlic and roasted red pepper pizza and I can...”

Marry me and feed me and I'll ride you 24/7

This sounds like a good deal, I’m down

sluttydrunk replied to your post:I really wanna go to this bakery that’s down the...

Just go buy a pastry and casually ask if they’re hiring anytime soon and, if so where would you apply or to whom would you speak with

That’s a good idea. I’ll need to do that when I muster the courage for it.

sluttydrunk replied to your post:I’m tired as hell, but also h*rny so I don’t know...

play with my butt

Let’s do it

sluttydrunk replied to your post: My mom texted me that she was gonna st...

Send her a picture of the muffins she could have had and your empty wallet so she could see you went broke buying stuff for those muffins

This is a good idea, she deserves a guilt trip after all the work I did

sluttydrunk replied to your post:Why do you panic driving in the dark?

That’s why I don’t drive ever at night. 7PM is my curfew if I’m driving

Same, maybe 8 at the latest if it’s necessary, but anything after that is terrifying.

sluttydrunk replied to your post: I really need to be a productive adult...

I’ll play with em while U cook

That’s a good plan, I like it.

gingerninjerworldwide replied to your post: I just really need to get laid, I’d pr...

If I was a dude and didn’t live halfway across the country, I would totally have you covered.

I truly appreciate that tbh

sluttydrunk replied to your post: I just really need to get laid, I’d pr...

i volunteer

I’m on my way

sluttydrunk replied to your post: When will they reveal Mileena in Morta...

is it weird that i’m hoping nitara comes back???

Nooooo, I wish they'd bring her back too. She was great in Deadly Alliance.

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