#sly pls

[theofficialpeanutgallery]

Finally made it to Absolute Radiance! She destroyed me immediately, of course. But now, at least, I can practice with her statue in the Hall of Gods a kajillion times until I finally master her.

I died to Markoth once, then the Sisters of Battle destroyed me a few times, and then the next thing I knew I was dying to Pure Vessel, and then the very next time I tried I got to AbsRad. It was wild.

I’m also trying to get all the bindings done but Sly is a JERK. He keeps wiping the arena with me. I’ve already gotten Lifeblood cocoons in every bench/hotspring room but I want to see what the other thingies do.

Also, was anyone gonna tell me White Defender deals up to five masks of damage when you keep battling him, or was I supposed to find that out by dying to him 382794 times myself?

[prankster-ravenclaw]

Metaphors?

Ravenclaw: So... What exactly makes you think that me and Puff would make a good couple?

Slytherin: You're like melted cheese and a toast

Ravenclaw: Melted cheese and toast? Really? I think you can do better than that

Slytherin: You guys are like.... Mud cake and vanilla sauce, you are the mud cake and he is the sauce

Ravenclaw: Oh my god

Slytherin: Imagine you being covered by that still hot van-

Ravenclaw: Thatsenoughthatsenough MERLIN I didn't even know that you knew metaphors like that!

Hufflepuff: What the heck are those two up to now?

[lawandshockpistols-blog]

@meditation-and-harmony

“Nothing out of the ordinary to see here. Just your friendly neighborhood thief passing through.”

[immortalhdildo]

:')

[crypticcrows-blog]

Kevin's got a nice ass

Sly

[gunsforflowers]

exCUsE Y0u, wh0 GavE y0u THe RiGhT t0 RebL0g mY unFinISheD drAwINg

[strawberry-princess-aelita]

“James legitimately stabbed me with a samurai sword...”