#hogwarts conversation

[softheartedscorpio]

Sirius, casually listening to music through headphones at an Order meeting: ...

James, unplugs the headphones and Toxic by Britney Spears plays at full volume:

Sirius, scrambles to turn it off: shit shIt SHIT fUcK!!!

Everyone else: ...

Sirius: This isn’t what it looks like...

[legere-librum]

i want to go back to 2013, when i was reading harry potter for the first time, and after i finished Deathly Hallows, i immediately picked up the first book to re-read the series. i want to feel that feeling again.

[prankster-ravenclaw]

Raven: I am going to drink a manly cup of hot chocolate topped with tiny marshmallows

Raven: You know that it's manly because of the Superman symbol

Raven: Batman cup is in the wash, there's only so much manliness I can handle

Claw: Nerd.

[hogwartsstereotypes]

Either you know a coffee addict or you are the coffee addict... xD 

[thoughtsofasnek]

Holiday Slytherins

Hufflepuff: Has anyone talked to Slytherin? I woke up this morning to an unearthly shriek from their room and then slight banging of things. They refuse to come out.

Unconcerned Gryffindor: Since when is that not normal for them? Living with them is like living in a haunted graveyard. They lurk at unholy hours and frequently wail about things no one else understands.

Concerned Ravenclaw: How are you two best friends again? I agree, something is off. I'm gonna see if they'll go with us to the store.

~

One rejection and three hours of the other houses retreating to shop later:

~

Hufflepuff: Oh...

Gryffindor: My

Ravenclaw: G O D

[Decorations on every wall, drowning in badly made cookies, Christmas music on repeat, and one Snek decked out in the most festive ugly Christmas sweaters one can find]

Slytherin: HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS!

[softheartedscorpio]

James, staring at Lily: Isn’t she so pretty?

Remus, staring at Sirius: Yeah. He is.

[legere-librum]

slytherin: how awesome would it be to be a vampire?

ravenclaw: i’ve thought about that almost every day

slytherin: or even a witch!

ravenclaw: i think about that too.

slytherin: i don’t think i’d want to be a werewolf though, that’d kinda suck.

ravenclaw: i think i’d settle for being any kind of mythological creature tbh.

[legere-librum]

do you think the sun gets sad when people don’t like mornings?