#sly161

[pissvortex]

just saw a guy named "POOPEEPOOPEEPOOPEEPOOPEE" in jerma's chat. is that you

no but i wish it was me

[slygirlboy]

[bogleech]

Yo, you're probably gonna get a ton of asks about it, but dud you see the Fallout 76 stuff from last night? The enemy designs look really cool, we finnaly get cool new creatures in falloyt, most based on east costal folklore!

 I hear rumor there’s an enemy called a Snallygaster in it and I hope it’s anywhere near as good as all known descriptions of the Snallygaster

[tamwah]

I think you're uwu

im actually ^-^ which is a much better and less evil emote 

i think ur chaotic evil for sending me that

[tamwah]

make fun of ur OWN fursona

ohh this is fun especially since i got two fursonas now!stupid bitch sleeps all day? black and white news paper looking ass panda. reads manga all day no self control and wears McDonald colors for fashionno ass flat ass looking ass tiger. too angry for everyone and listens to too much breakcore. anime wanna be protag with that dumbass green hair strand he’s trying too hard

[savefrog]

The betrayal when ur favorite texture is ur friends most hated texture

[its-daytime]

abridged summary of the nintendo switch presentation

General Console Details

Will be released March 3rd, 2017 worldwide 

Price will be $299.99 in North America; European prices will vary 

Software generally won't be region locked

Online multiplayer will be free for a trial period until Fall 2017. After this, users will have to pay for online multiplayer services.

Portable battery life is 2-6 hours, depending on the game

3 play styles - TV, tabletop, and handheld

 Upcoming Nintendo Games

1-2-Switch

Launch title 

Minigame collection utilizing Joy-Con’s motion controls

“Has you look directly into the eyes of opponents to anticipate moves, rather than looking at the screen” 

Arms

Coming out Spring 2017

Fantasy-style sports fighting game exclusive to Switch

Utilizes Joy-Con’s motion controls 

Splatoon 2 (Spla2n?) 

Coming out Summer 2017 

New battle stages, weapons, and secret unlockable weapons

Online and local multiplayer 

Super Mario Odyssey

Coming out in the holiday season of 2017

Large sandbox game set in an unknown world outside of the Mushroom Kingdom

Xenoblade 2

Fire Emblem Warriors

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Coming out March 3rd, 2017

Upcoming Third Party Games

Square Enix

Dragon Quest X and XI

Dragon Quest Heroes I and II

Project Octopath Traveler

New sidescrolling JRPG that appears to combine traditional 2D sprites with 3D backgrounds and environments (think Paper Mario)

Atlus

Unnamed Shin Megami Tensei installment

Bethesda

Skyrim

Grasshopper

Possibly new “No More Heroes” installment or spin-off

EA

FIFA

(Please note that this is ABRIDGED information and does NOT cover all details presented at the conference.) 

[its-daytime]

[5/9/16 10:08:40 PM] Mike G: Trojan is a horrible condom name

[5/9/16 10:09:02 PM] Mike G: Like the Trojan horse went into the city with many men inside of it

[5/9/16 10:09:15 PM] Mike G: And then the men. Broke out and killed everyone in the city

[5/9/16 10:09:39 PM] Mike G: Are they saying their condoms will break and let the sperm kill you

[5/9/16 10:10:03 PM] daytime: ........shit man.