Jun 2, 2020
MAMA B IN THE HOUSE
first year slytherins, crying their hearts out, being bullied by the other houses for being in slytherin, getting judged by others who don't even know them, already hating the fact that they got in slytherin: *enters the common room for the first time*
Barney, slides down from the railings of the staircase: "Why hello you adorable, beautiful, lovely, brilliant, magnificent, out of this world students. We barely know each other but I already love you. You're officially my children."
Barney actually has a group chat with all his slytherkids and on their first day he each sends them this video of himself: