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Love how Truman proclaims that all the murders happened at night while practically standing over the body of Barney...who'd just died in front of half the town in the broad daylight.
And then no one calls her out on it! Girl's got them all too shaken or too wrapped up in her words to even think straight.
(sure maybe this scene was supposed to take place at night and they just had to film it in the day for production reasons, but even so I love how well it plays in-universe)
Trans Swag Tournament Round 1B Matchup 14/17
Crispin Lynch
Barney Fletcher
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM
-feat. Pansy and Theo Nott's chaotic relationship (this was why most of the slytherins were confused but not shocked upon receiving the Wedding Invitation a few years post-war), Barney being the mom who always records everything on his phone and Marcus Flint just wishing Snape doesn't burst into their common room because of all the noise.
Barney: Literally every single thing I've ever said since day one has been dramatic I have to talk that way or I'll die.
SNAPE'S FAVORITE
Snape: "Barnabus Fletcher is the most outstanding student I have ever had. He does not associate himself with those airheaded Gryffindors. He prioritizes his studies. He is a great example for the younger Slytherins."
Barney, with Oliver Wood (a Gryffindor) and Marcus Flint (the Gryffindor's Slytherin Boyfriend) being his usual airheaded self at 3am in their dorm room shooting a tiktok video instead of studying for their N.E.W.T.s the next day:
Slytherins once their petition for friday to be a wash day has been approved by Bumblebore
and no they didn't do it to wash their robes.
PRESENTING: my children.
1. Daisy Dursley
full name: Daisy Barbara Dursley
year: 3rd
house: Slytherin
birthday: August 12, 2002
status: muggle-born witch
nicknames: Daisy, Dursey, Durse, Dais
commonly used words: fuck, Fred, no, FUCK, Harry wait.
funfacts:
Daisy is a year younger than Harry, Ron and Hermione
Has been told many times that she looks like her aunt more than she could count.
She's had a big fat crush on Fred Weasley since the beginning of time, and doesn't even try to deny it
Fred actually rejected her, saying that he only saw her as a little sister. But that didn't stop her from pursuing him.
"Hiya, Fred! You looking fine today! Why don't you and your beautiful self join me for a spot of lunch?"
She has a knack for loosing things (thank god for her hufflepuff best friend)
She doesn't actually use magic for learning, but for her entertainment and comfort.
2. Teddy Burke
full name: Theodore [redacted] Burke Jr. (try not to call him by his second name, he hates it.)
year: 3rd
house: Hufflepuff
birthday: june 6, 2002
status: pureblood
commonly used words: tragic, try me, SHIT, where's the food
nicknames: teddy, ted, teddo, bucks.
funfacts:
Teddy hates his second name, so much so that never told it to anyone.
Has a bottomless pit for his stomach
Always cleans up after his best friend, to his dismay
Had a crush on Cedric Diggory.
"Oh, come on, Daisy. Everyone's a little gay for the Diggory."
3. Barney Fletcher
full name: Henry Barnabus Fletcher III
house: Slytherin
year: 7th
birthday: June 5, 1998
status: half blood
nicknames: Barney, Barns, Fletch, Mama B
commonly used words: ass, Merlin's ass, did you know, Marcus
funfacts
slytherin headboy
The biggest crackhead in all the land.
"Dursey, this candy taste good?" *picks up a spherical looking candy from Daisy's things and eats it* "Oh that shit taste like ass!" <that's a fucking mothball, Barnes! Spit it out!>
The ultimate shipper of Oliver Wood and his best friend, Marcus Flint.
Actually nags the younger Slytherins more than Molly Weasley does with her children
4. Ria Lee
full name: Mariana Jade Lee
year: 4th
house: Ravenclaw
birthday: Febuary 11, 2001
status: half-blood
nickname: Ria, Riri
commonly used words: SHITASS, Malfoy, darlin', don't fucking touch me
funfacts
Most of the students are afraid of her because of her resting bitch face.
She pushes Malfoy around a lot and loves to bully him
<I'll tell my father about this!> "Oh, you would? Bitch I'd like to see you try. Go on! Cry to your daddy, like the sissy you are." <I'm not a, a sissy!> "Then man the fuck up, and ask me out already." <...what?>
Is actually secretly in love with Draco and is weak for his flustered face.
MAMA B IN THE HOUSE
first year slytherins, crying their hearts out, being bullied by the other houses for being in slytherin, getting judged by others who don't even know them, already hating the fact that they got in slytherin: *enters the common room for the first time*
Barney, slides down from the railings of the staircase: "Why hello you adorable, beautiful, lovely, brilliant, magnificent, out of this world students. We barely know each other but I already love you. You're officially my children."
Barney actually has a group chat with all his slytherkids and on their first day he each sends them this video of himself:
