SlytherTea

what happens in hogwarts, won't stay at hogwarts, babes.  (2010s AU)  yes we be usin memes in hogwarts now.

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Blaise Zabini, everyone.

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EVERY SINGLE SLYTHERIN TO THE "SLYTHERIN SUGAR DADDY 🥵" DRACO MALFOY

(just hold out your hand and he'll hand you no less than 50 galleons, spread the word, spread the love, spread the money 💰😍🤑💸)

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PANSY TO HERMIONE EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY

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Daisy claiming the title of "Slytherin Flirt" and making all the witches and wizards fall in love with her.

....except fred weasley.

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DRACO TRYING TO MAKE A TIKTOK AND PANSY STRAIGHT UP DESTROYING HIS EGO

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FLINTWOOD OPENLY FLIRTING IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE HEADS AND MADAM HOOCH @ THE SLYTHERIN VS. GRYFFINDOR PRE-GAME BRIEFING AND GIVING THEIR TEAMMATES A HUGE HEART ATTACK

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BARNEY AND THE BOYS GOING AT IT @ THE SLYTHERIN YEAR-END PARTY

(only 4th years and above from all houses can come)

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IM BACK SLYTHERICHES

(probs bcos i've been seeing a lot of tiktok memes again)

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THAT ONE TIME BARNEY SUBMITTED AN ESSAY DURING A SLYTHERIN PARTY AT THE THREE BROOMSTICKS.

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JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM

-feat. Pansy and Theo Nott's chaotic relationship (this was why most of the slytherins were confused but not shocked upon receiving the Wedding Invitation a few years post-war), Barney being the mom who always records everything on his phone and Marcus Flint just wishing Snape doesn't burst into their common room because of all the noise.

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BARNEY BEING THE TOP TIER ROLE MODEL FOR ALL SLYTHERINS

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PANSY CALLING HERMIONE OUT FOR SULKING OVER RON AND LAVANDER

-also definitely not her being 💫salty💫

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THAT ONE TIME RON HAD TO LOOK AFTER CROOKSHANKS AT HOME

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JUST GINNY DOING HER THING

and Arthur Weasley in the background trying to imitate her.

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"GET THE TIMING RIGHT YOU STUPID FUCKS"

-Ginny to her older brothers' pathetic attempts to do dance challenges

(but the boys really do the dances as a joke, so they intentionally do it sloppily.)

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Bill: Won't do it. Thinks the whole thing is rather strange. Fleur tries to tell him that it'll be fun but he won't budge

Charlie: tries to get dragons into the videos. Ginny literally doesnt care as long as they're in sync and dont breathe any fire on her

Percy: Pre-DH he would have never done it, believing it to be too immature. Post-DH, however, he's determined to make up for his past actions so he includes himself in more things. He put in the effort at first, but then the others would mess up and they (excluding Ginny) would break out into peels of laughter. So now, he just does whatever wild move he can and it's nice to be doing something silly with his siblings.

Fred and George: awful. Cringy. They're terrible and they like to be dramatic. They're usually the ones that mess up purposefully so the rest of the boys start laughing

Ron: Wont do it. Usually. Unless he gets forced into it and then he just stands there awkwardly until it's over (and Ginny stops yelling)

Harry and Hermione quite enjoying watching that moment of family bonding and Ginny acting like a drill Sargent

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"GET THE TIMING RIGHT YOU STUPID FUCKS"

-Ginny to her older brothers' pathetic attempts to do dance challenges

(but the boys really do the dances as a joke, so they intentionally do it sloppily.)

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WHAT REALLY HAPPENED (Chamber of Secrets Edition)

RON AND HARRY CREATING A TIKTOK AND JAMMING BY THE WHOMPING WILLOW BEFORE SNAPE AND DUMBLEDORE FOUND THEM