#astralbattles

[nonsensearchives]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

While most people are celebrating their love, I want to bring attention to a serious topic: Caligynephobia

It’s the fear of beautiful women.

Symptoms include but are not limited to shortness of breath, nervousness, stuttering, and the urge to run from their beauty.

If you or someone you know may have this phobia, I strongly recommend you avoid the following blogs:

@natalyajohnson

@thecaroliner

@sm-over

@simplyghosting

@astralbattles

@freecake4all

@sentient-cargo-shorts

In addition, if you are a girl who suffers from this fear, I urge you to avoid looking in mirrors.

Caligynephobia, it’s not a joke.

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ELYMERCYYYY (hello)

E - Embers by Owl CityL - Los Angeles by Mat KearneyY - You’re Not Sorry by Taylor SwiftM - Million Dollar Bills by LordeE - Eet by Regina SpektorR - River Lea by AdeleC - Confessions by LecraeY - Young by Ruth B.Y - Your Biggest Mistake by Ellie GouldingY - Youth of the Nation by P.O.DY - Your Love is Extravagant by Casting Crowns

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

*smashes guitar* heRE'S THAT PART AGAIN WHERE EVERYTHING'S MORE THAN IT SHOULD BE AND GREENER SEEMS. TO FALL BENEATH YOUR FEET.

seconds tick like boulders whenever you don’t call

does it seem like that where you are?

wherever it is you are, does it seem like that where you are?

Yeah.

[nightsnaps]

For the placement asks: everything from Venus to Neptune!

thanks sweet ely!! 

venus: do you flirt more knowingly or unknowingly? probably unknowingly, or I know and don’t mean it. I’m a mess around the guy I like though so ??? 

mars: when was the last time you got mad and why? I got PISSED when my friend’s ex was harassing her on wednesday 

mercury: who's your go-to person when you need to talk? my best friend nicki, or my mom, or my friends courtney & brittney & molly & erika. I don’t really have one go-to for everything. 

jupiter: when was the last time you got lucky? honestly God has His hand on my life so much that I just think I’m one of the luckiest people alive. I can’t think of a single aspect of my life that I’m not supremely “lucky” in, even if those things bother me occasionally

saturn: what are you the weakest and strongest at? weakest: staying motivated at the end of the semester, staying consistent with extracurriculars, not feeling guilty about things I have no control over. strongest: I think I make people feel comfortable so a ton of people open up to me, I can write a kickass essay in about 20 minutes, & I’m generally a pretty positive person! 

uranus: are you rebellious and do you act upon it frequently? spontaneous, not rebellious. I’ll do stupid dares & stuff but I don’t blatantly ignore rules 

neptune: what was your best dream and why? HAHAHAHA I had a great dream 2 weeks ago about the guy I have a crush on.. not really sure that it was my best dream but I forget so many of mine that its hard to say

[somnolentsuggestions]

you were like a dream, the loveliest of them, brought to life before me

[nonsensearchives]

Tumblr Blogs Reenacted By Spongebob

@natalyajohnson

@passive-duck

@sentient-cargo-shorts

@sm-over

@nonsensearchives

@thecaroliner

@simplyghosting

@astralbattles

@faithful-to-the-last​

@kokorodaki​

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*walks up to the podium* OKAY FIRST OF ALL I'D LIKE TO THANK MY MOM, YOUR MOM, ALSO YOUR DAD, ALSO GOD, ALSO TRINIDAD, AND ALSO LIZARDS FOR REPRISE AND REVIVAL OF TRINIDUDE. GOODNIGHT. THIS IS GOOD.

Bwhahaha!!! You are quick on the draw! I haven’t even made the announcement post yes!

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Hey jeremiah,,,,,,, have you heard of the new fast food chains,,, McAnime's and UwUendy's,, I heard they're lit

This is the most millennial thing I have ever heard, and that’s even after I listened to this song