#small wizard problems

[teenytinywizard]

tiny wizard affirmations

I can study tomes of ancient knowledge even if the books are larger than my body

I can transform into a bigger size if I wanted to; I am proud of my natural size

My staff is the perfect size for me to wield powerful forces.

Being small makes it harder for my enemies to aim their attacks

My magic protects me from larger beasts and other threats.

Small wizards can make big fireballs

Wind magic cannot yeet me

If someone says “what is this, a spell scroll for ants?” jokes on them because they will be cursed with ant infestation. They are going to wish they had my spell scrolls.

[teenytinywizard]

the crystal sphere is my WIZARD ORB it is NOT a “hamster ball” !!!

yes I sometimes teleport inside and spin around but that is my way of pondering the orb!!!

[teenytinywizard]

when I fire a lightning bolt or fireball, recoil naturally slides me backward because Newton’s third law. which is advantageous if I am facing foes only on the front, but not if I am flanked. I must figure out how to throw two beams in opposite directions… perhaps I can do so using both ends of my staff…

[teenytinywizard]

I do have a ward around my tower, but I have adopted a guard dog for additional security. He is very diligent, patrolling the perimeters, and overall makes me feel safe. In short time we have become very close and he is always excited to see me every time even though he lives with me? He likes to lick me and I always feel like he is going to swallow me by accident. He also insists on carrying me with his mouth when he wants to show me something, instead of just leading me there. His name is Tobias.

[teenytinywizard]

customers come to me to undo the curse of being turned into a frog, mouse, or other small creature, usually from the local witch

my potion can reverse the magic, of course, but the required dose is proportional to the original size

even with distillation to make the potion as concentrated as possible, the volume of potion necessary is often greater than their current body.

so I’ve been using an enlargement spell to make them bigger so they can drink more potion and it works! and I make huge vats of potions bigger than my house but my calculation is never off

small wizards can solve big problems 😌

[teenytinywizard]

STOP saying my awesome wizard tower is the size of a normal house it is a very tall tower TO ME

[teenytinywizard]

when another wizard’s WAND is bigger than your STAFF

[teenytinywizard]

Tobias caught the wretched witch’s familiar trying to sneak into my tower. She thought just because I am in the form of a small rodent I would be afraid of a measly feline. She wanted to steal my elixir of youth! Had she asked nicely I would have given her a taste, but she just had to declare war.