#smartideas

[miradas-world]

Nice tech ✨🔥

[poetic-32-dreamer]

Me Trying To Be Science-y and Smart

*Straightens glasses and prepares a whole ass presentation*

Me: When my hair gets wet it, like a very thirsty bitch, absorbs the water until all it's energy depletes and goes to sleep.

While it's sleeping, it poofs up from all it's restless movements.

Then it decides to make my life a living hell and covers the entirety of my precious and beautiful face.

It then decides that it's not done being a thirsty hoe and takes all of my air molecules. I then slowly suffocate and die....

*Turns off projecter*

Me: Any questions?

Student: Yeah....

[super-hella-ace]

If you ever want to feel like a drunk toddler, try to eat with your non-dominate hand.

[thatcnalife-blog]

My cat learned to open doors. This is my life now🐾

https://youtu.be/5H3C14l7vo4

[asenatheoperator]

Drunk Ideas

Asena: *Drunk* Yo-You know.. *Leans on Twitch’s shoulder* I have a great idea... *Chuckles* But don’t tell this to the Attackers... Ssshhh.. Twitch: *Smiles* Okay, what is the idea? Asena: *Take a sip from the bottle* Think of a mine.. B-But its not a normal casual mine.. *Laughs* It can dissapear...Like a ghost WHOFFF.. Twitch: Hmmm, is it can burst out a explosive? Asena: YES! EXACTLY!! *Sips* Wait.. Also its not in a triangle shape.. *Glups* Twitch: Is it circle? *Helping her to stand still* Asena: Yes...And im gonna call it-- Twitch: Gulyabani? Asena: *Points ceiling* Pancake.. Twitch: Aaalright, lets get you to your bed.

[bou7e53]

عيناك لذّةُ حسنٌ يُستطابُ بها وكفى بِالحُسنِ أنها عينــاك 👀 شغل جديد 😁 💡 #دعم_القراءة 📖 #تأشيرات_كتب #bookmarks #art #smartideas #creative #reading #drawing #artlovers

[shards4breakfast]

Fanta+ xanax = Xanta

[bou7e53]

عندما يكون الفراغ مسيطراً والعقلُ ممتلئٌ بالأفكار تكون النتيجه #سيد_بومة 😍😀 #ورق_شجر 🍃🍂 #الخريف 🍂 #smartideas #creative #leaves #autmn #owl