#smartjoke

[chipped-teeth]

[unfortunately-its-just-me]

One of my biggest fears...

One of my biggest fears is that I will have to travel back in time to present day in order to stop something disastrous from happening, then future me would have to kill current me to avoid any paradoxes, then future me would cut up current me’s body into small manageable chunks and slowly melt them down in sulfuric, again.

[joshordinary]

Actuary Pick-up lines

I dont want to get a reversionary annuity. Why?

Because I don't want to live without you. 

[cybrodemon]

Dropping the beat. #literature #puns #smartjoke