Dec 28, 2017
INTP: *cannot fall asleep and decides to find a boring audio book to help her sleep*
INTP 8 Hours Later: Well, now that I know the history of Rome I suppose it’s time to get up for work.
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INTP: *cannot fall asleep and decides to find a boring audio book to help her sleep*
INTP 8 Hours Later: Well, now that I know the history of Rome I suppose it’s time to get up for work.
Client: *brings me Christmas cookies* my husband says I should be ashamed to give my personal trainer cookies for christmas
INTP: Good thing you don’t listen to him and you can tell him I know how to demand cookies in at least four languages
Client: you mean ask?
INTP: I do not
Coworker: why do you look so tired?
Intp: I was up late
Coworker: working on your thesis?
Intp: not exactly
Coworker: ...
Intp: I was learning how to multiply large numbers in my head through YouTube videos
Coworker: ... why?
Intp: ... 🤷🏼♀️
Your face is FAKE NEWS!
INTP
When INTP tutors
Student: *reads passage aloud*
INTP: Do you understand what is being said?
Student: What does ‘capitulate’ mean?
INTP: it means ‘to acquiesce’
Student: What does ‘acquiesce’ mean?
INTP: ...
Student: ...
INTP: welp this was fun while it lasted
Aha as I suspected, owls do not have teeth!
INTP
2 AM Questions: The Late Night Ponderings of INTP
How does someone become a sock model? Do their feet have head shots? If so, do people with foot fetishes collect these foot, head shots? Should I really make an online purchase right now at 2am or should I wait on it until morning? Did I have a dream about living in a converted octopus tank last night … or was that in a tv show I watched? Is binge watching 30 Rock giving me weirder dreams than normal? Does my dog actually love me or does he just have stockholm syndrome? How strong is the tootsie roll pop owl's teeth that he can straight up bite into a sucker after 3 licks? Wait... do owls have teeth?
On a 100% unrelated note: I ate a protein cookie, and it should be illegal to call anything that disgusting a cookie.
INTP