#smethells

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Hey Smethells have you heard about the girl from first class having a torrid affair with a boy from the lower decks? The SCANDAL!

Sir or madam, perhaps a touch less gin and a great deal more of minding your own business. What Miss DeWitt Bukater does with her time aboard is no conern of yours or mine.

May I suggest instead a lap about the promenade? Or perhaps a dip in the pool to keep you occupied?

Alas, if you insist in gossiping, I recommend keeping it between the ladies at tea as to not disturb the other guests.

[ask-smethells]

Smethells, how does one “dougie”? And can you teach me how?

Dougie you say? Hmmm....

It seems I have very little knowledge on the subject. Perhaps check with the Purser if you are looking for another passenger by that name.

Or mayhaps there is a radio broadcast of some kind that may be able to assist you with this task? I apologize for being able to do so myself, and will endeavor to learn more on this topic in the future.

[prismatica-the-strange]