#smg1 asks

[supermemeguardian1]

*appears*

what makes a story without a fire breathing dragon

*✨️poof✨️ Summons both Smg0 and Niles but they are in a 2 part crappy dragon costume with Niles being the head*

now you have a dragon

*disappears*

I'm more confused if anything..

[supermemeguardian1]

i can’t see the end of the horizon,, SMG1??? IS THAT YOU?????

Yes, my child.

Tis I, SmG1.

[supermemeguardian1]

Bippity boppy boo you are now an emo dude.

Tch. No need for a spell.

I'll do it willingly.

[supermemeguardian1]

WIZARD ANON HERE!

AND I CAST...

STEP ON LEGO WHILE DRINKING A CUP OF TEA, AND SPILL IT ALL OVER YOURSELF!

Hum..

.. YOWCH.

CRASHING NOISE

.. great.

[supermemeguardian1]

Yo, did you know that there are multiple versions of Smg3 and Smg4 on here?

Yeah, the multiverse is very grand.

That means I also know of the many versions of myself as well.

Some versions worser than others.. I'm glad where I'm at.

[supermemeguardian1]

What do you think of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure? As a meme guardian, I’m sure you’ve seen at least something from it before.

Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

Heh.

Humanizes myself.

[[You made a mistake mentioning jojo's bizarre adventure, I used to watch it a lottt]]

[supermemeguardian1]

Heyy One, have you ever thrown Two off a building in hopes that he can fly?

I throw him often.

Yeah he does.. I don't think he does it in hopes I can fly though. I'm a plushie so I don't really.. 'take fall damage' yknow?

[supermemeguardian1]

Hello everyone!

It is SMG1 here and this will be a ask blog for any questions you may have for me!

I will admit, Smg2 recommended I take a break from constantly overworking myself and doing everything all at once, so here I am taking said break. So, for that fact, feel free to contact me! As a Meme Guardian studious in boxology, memeology, and other countless things, I'm sure to have the answers you want.

However, with my asks..

Comes the rules.

Please, no inappropriate questions, I would rather not engage in NSFW, Fetish stuff, and otherwise anything personal.

I am okay with asks about ships or yumeships! However, please no proships or anything problematic, that would result in me blocking you if it's severe.

You can ask angsty questions and questions that could involved a bit of gore but please, don't go overboard, I've seen enough myself.

As for when I answer my asks, do not pester me. I will not respond to you if you do. I prefer to answer at my own pace but I assure you, I'll try to get to all of you!

Well, that concludes my first post! Ask away my friends! I will use the tag #Smg1 asks personally. If I add more I will edit this!