Jul 15
I just realized I ship Smg3 with three people where blue is their primary colour
Smg4
Tari
And Smg0
What is this, Three and his blue bitches wtf is going on
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I just realized I ship Smg3 with three people where blue is their primary colour
Smg4
Tari
And Smg0
What is this, Three and his blue bitches wtf is going on
Main SMG AU: All Major Pokemon Teams
Given we now have several trainers I figured it would be a good idea to list everyone's full teams as of the time of writing. Yes, I randomly assigned each of Ash's 30 Tauros an Ability (their hidden ability, Sheer Force, had 10% odds with the method I used)
Edit List (9/26/25 Post-Valon Update, new characters, some quality-of-life stuff)
Ash
Avatar of the Pokemon Anime Server. Doesn't have a gender and doesn't really care what people call him.
Pikachu
Ability: Static -Has G-Max Factor -Can talk thanks to Meme Energy -Managed to learn Fly, still hasn’t got it fully under control -Seems to have lesser versions of his other abilities (he can absorb electricity to make his attacks stronger but isn't immune to Electric attacks, he can shock ground types but it isn't consistent)
Butterfree
Ability: Unknown -Currently in the wild, though still registered
Pidgeot
Ability: Keen Eye
Bulbasaur
Ability: Overgrow
Charizard
Ability: Blaze -Currently back at the Valley
Squirtle
Ability: Torrent -Gone full-on crazy Gurren Lagan fan due to Memes, to the point where it affects his abilities in ways some may consider…Badass -Also he has a mini-mecha now -And learned the Aura Translation trick some Lucario and Legendaries use
Kingler
Ability: Sheer Force -Has G-Max Factor
Primape > Annihilape
Ability: Anger Point > Inner Focus -Returned to Ash’s Party some time between the Pokemon Anime Server’s activation and the Hell Arc -Evolved during “SMG4 Faces the Consequences of Not Buying Physical or Pirating”
Muk
Ability: Stench
Tauros
Ability: Anger Point
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Anger Point
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Anger Point
Tauros
Ability: Anger Point
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Anger Point
Tauros
Ability: Anger Point
Tauros
Ability: Anger Point
Tauros
Ability: Anger Point
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Anger Point
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Anger Point
Tauros
Ability: Anger Point
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Anger Point
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Sheer Force
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Tauros
Ability: Intimidate
Lapras
Ability: Shell Armor -Currently in the wild as Pod Leader, but visits Pallet Town fairly often
Snorlax
Ability: Gluttony
Heracross
Ability: Guts
Has a Heracronite
Bayleef
Ability: Leaf Guard
Quilava > Typhlosion
Ability: Blaze -Evolved at some point between the start of Ash’s Donanda journey and No Longer You
Totodile
Ability: Torrent
Noctowl (Shiny)
Ability: Insomnia (thankfully does not affect normal sleep, only the Sleep status effect)
Donphan
Ability: Sand Veil
Swellow
Ability: Guts -Somehow able to resist Electric attacks instead of being weak to them
Sceptile
Ability: Overgrow
Corphish
Ability: Hyper Cutter
Torcoal
Ability: White Smoke
Glalie
Ability: Ice Body
Staraptor
Ability: Reckless
Torterra
Ability: Overgrow
Infernape
Ability: Blaze
Buizel
Ability: Swift Swim
Gliscor
Ability: Poison Heal -They actually only figured out her ability during the movie with Enigmoth and Black Doom, and Ash managed to find a Toxic Orb for her afterwards
Gible > Gabite
Ability: Sand Veil -has much better control over his inexplicable Homing Draco Meteor
Unfezant
Ability: Super Luck
Oshawott
Ability: Torrent
Pignite > Emboar
Ability: Thick Fat > Reckless -Evolved at some point between the start of Ash’s Donanda journey and No Longer You
Snivy
Ability: Contrary
Scraggy
Ability: Moxie
Leavanny
Ability: Swarm
Palpitoad
Ability: Hydration
Boldore > Gigalith
Ability: Sturdy -Evolved at some point between the start of Ash’s Donanda journey and No Longer You
Krookodile
Ability: Intimidate
Greninja
Ability: Battle Bond -Finally finished up with the Roots just in time to be part of the CCC Raid, so now he’s back on the team
Talonflame
Ability: Flame Body
Hawlucha
Ability: Unburden -He has heard of Mega Hawlucha and is very excited by the possibility
Goodra
Ability: Hydration -Still lives at the wetlands reserve but things have calmed down there enough that he can be on-call
Noivern
Ability: Infiltrator
Rowlet
Ability: Overgrow
Lycanroc (Dusk)
Ability: Tough Claws
Incineroar
Ability: Blaze
Nebby
Ability: Full Metal Body -Not actually caught but it’s one of his kids and comes when called so…
Naganedel
Ability: Beast Boost -Lives back in their home dimension but visits sometimes
Melmetal
Ability: Iron Fist
Dragonite
Ability: Inner Focus -Has heard of Mega Dragonite and is intrigued but not nearly as hyped as Hawlucha
Gengar
Ability: Cursed Body -Has G-Max Factor
Lucario
Ability: Inner Focus -Holds Lucarionite
Sirfetch’d
Ability: Steadfast
Dracovish
Ability: Strong Jaw
Bullot > Squawkeye
The Peashooter Pokemon > The Sharpshooter Pokemon Grass/Flying Ability: Sniper -Evolved some time between the stuff that was happening when I made my first Team List and No Longer You
Jellobe > ??? > Jellibelum
The Jelly Fish Pokemon > The Brain Fish Pokemon > The Cerebral Pokemon Water/Psychic Ability: Gooey -Donandan Water Starter. Yes, I still haven’t come up with the second stage’s name -Evolved twice between my first Team post and No Longer You
Pengaz
The Pingas Pokemon Ice/Fire Ability: Berzerk
Mutant Ralts > Mutant Kirlia > Mutant Gardevoir
The Altered Pokemon > The Mutation Pokemon > The Abomination Pokemon Poison/Dark Ability: Power of Alchemy -Rescued from Doctor Eugene Splicer early in the Donanda Saga -Evolved into Kirlia at some point before the Arle Arc -Evolved into Gardevoir while fighting off Disc’s Ghost Apocalypse
Egg > Sgrub > Roughiant
The Larva Pokemon > The Comeback Pokemon Bug > Bug/Fighting Ability: Defeatist > Huge Power -Obtained and hatched some time between my first list and No Longer You -Evolved during The Orpheus Family Reunion
Hisuian Lilligant
Ability: Hustle -Caught at some point between the Arle Arc and No Longer You
Torchic > Combusken > Valonian Blaziken
Fire > Fire/Fighting > Fire/Electric Ability: Speed Boost > Martial Prowess (The power of Fighting Type Moves is Doubled) -Received from the Valon Region’s Pokemon Professor -Evolved twice at some point between the Battle of Crystal Plaza and now
Wailmer > Valonian Wailord
Water > Water/Fire Ability: Levitate -Caught early in the Valon saga -Evolved at some point between The Battle of Crystal Plaza and now
Valonian Cottonee > Valonian Whimsicott > Lucidarn
The Cotton Puff Pokemon > The Windveiled Pokemon > The Dream Guardian Pokemon Grass/Dark Ability: Magic Bounce -Rescued from the Foot Clan a while before the Battle of Crystal Plaza -Evolved twice at some point between the battle and now -Very protective of Stellite/Stellari
Stellite > Stellari > Stellarina
The Comet Pokemon > The Star Pokemon > The Galaxy Pokemon Fairy/Ice Ability: Misty Surge > Pixelate -Same as Lucidarn but has only evolved once so far -Edit: Evolved during the final battle against the Foot
Splatink
The Graffiti Pokemon Water/Fighting Ability: Color Change -Caught pretty soon after the Battle of Crystal Plaza
Mewze
The Mutagenesis Pokemon Normal Ability: Battle Data (Any Move used while the Pokemon is on the field will be added to its Move Reminder library) -Caught very recently (as of Aug 31), after the group saw its original Ditto form get mutated and decided to help it get acclimated to its new body… and do some research on this Entirely New Pokemon for the Professor
SMG29
Trans Girl. Usually the voice of reason.
Nidorina
Ability: Poison Point
Eggdog
The Eggdog Pokemon Egg/Dog Ability: Bork
SMG30
Resident mad scientist. Currently one of Professor Oak's assistants.
Glimmet
Ability: Toxic Debris
Donandan Shuckle > Barnakade
The Mold Pokemon > The Bunker Pokemon Bug/Steel Ability: Heatproof > Flash Fire -Evolved during the CCC Raid
Miku
Yes, that Miku. Traveled with Ash while he was in Donanda.
Farfetch’d
Ability: Defiant
Flindit
The Sharpshooter Pokemon Fire/Rock Ability: Blaze -First stage of the Donandan Fire Starter
Rolitroli > Trolipede
The Transport Pokemon Bug/Steel Ability: Off-Road (Certain Moves and terrain causes the Pokemon to switch between On-Road Forme, which has higher Attack, and Off-Road Forme, which has higher Speed and Defence) -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You
Cherrim > Sakeisha
The Blossom Pokemon > The Blooming Pokemon Grass > Grass/Fairy Ability: Flower Gift -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You
Mutant Meowth
The Cheshire Pokemon Ghost Ability: Shadow Tag -Rescued from Doctor Splicer at the same time as Ash's Ralts/Gardevoir -Miku’s still working on getting things ready so it can evolve
Donandan Dragonair > Dragaurora
The Dragon Pokemon > The Aurora Pokemon Dragon/Ice Ability: Refrigerate -Evolved while fighting a giant super-powered ghost dragon during Disc’s ghost Apocalypse
Jet
An Octoling who wishes to become the first (publicly) non-human Champion. Traveled with Ash in Donanda (well, more like Ash traveled with him since Jet was the one doing the Gym Challenge and Ash and Miku were along for the ride), currently doing the Sinnoh gym circuit.
Pyukumuku
Ability: Innards Out
Snugleaf > Arachloak
The Bundled Pokemon > The Shrouded Pokemon Grass/Bug Ability: Grass Cloak -The second and third stages of the Donanda Grass Starter -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You
Bob-omb > Bob-ulk
The Detonation Pokemon Fire/Steel Ability: Blast Shield (The Pokemon Is immune to explosion-based Moves, including its own, but does not prevent them from happening) -Evolved at some point between the group meeting Gym Leader Peach and No Longer You
Eevee > Guardeon
The Evolution Pokemon > The Grim Pokemon Normal > Ghost Ability: Adaptability > Enspirit (Normal Type Moves become Ghost Type and have a slight boost in power) -Evolved during Disc’s Ghost Apocalypse
Mutant Psyduck > Mutant Golduck
The Fucking Snapped Pokemon Psychic/Electric Ability: Electrokinesis (Electric-Type Moves also do Psychic-Type damage) -Rescued at the same time as Ash’s Ralts/Gardevoir and Miku’s Meowth -Evolved at some point between then and No Longer You
Komala (Brawn Forme) > Kowhallop
The Drowsing Pokemon > The Drunken Fist Pokemon Normal/Fighting Ability: Comatose > Inebriated (The Pokemon is always asleep and cannot be Confused) -Caught at some point between my first team post and No Longer You -Evolved during the Donanda League Tournament
Probably has more Pokemon but he hasn't been in focus so idk yet.
Peach
Donanda's Grass-Type Gym Leader, and Actually Legitimately Princess Peach, though her memory of the Mushroom Kingdom is spotty at best (even with SMG4 Peach's help) due to being a Faller. Chosen by Arceus to help with Valon's Foot Clan problem.
Foonglyde
The Parasol Pokemon Grass/Flying Ability: Leaf Guard -Peach's main partner
Breloom
Ability: Effect Spore
Paras > Parasect
Ability: Dry Skin -Caught a bit before going to Valon -Evolved soon after the Battle of Crystal Plaza
Snivy > Servine > Valonian Serperior
Grass > Grass/Flying Ability: Overgrow -Recieved from Valon’s Pokemon Professor -Evolved into Servine during the Battle of Crystal Plaza -Evolved into Serperior before the final battle against the Foot
Dreamy Shroomish > Dreamy Breloom
Grass/Normal Ability: Hustle > Chlorophyl -Caught a few episodes before the Battle of Crystal Plaza -Evolved before the final battle against the Foot
Nervamp
The High-Strung Pokemon Electric Ability: Klutz -Caught before the final battle against the Foot
Argit
The sleazy alien porcupine guy from Ben 10. No idea why Arceus Chose him of all people to help deal with the Foot Clan, but it worked out in the end.
Froakie > Frogadier > Valonian Greninja
The Bubble Frog Pokemon > The Toxic Bubble Pokemon Water > Water/Poison Ability: Torrent > Corrosion (he found an Ability Patch) -Recieved from Valon’s Pokemon Professor as an actual Starter -Evolved twice in the time between the Battle of Crystal Plaza and now
Valonian Delibird
The Petty Pokemon Ice/Dark Ability: Pickpocket -Not interested in evolving
Spearow > Fearow
Ability: Keen Eye -Evolved at some point after the Battle of Crystal Plaza
Sandai > Oasarasa
The Desert Flower Pokemon > The Desert Queen Pokemon Ground/Grass Ability: Sand Rush > Flower Gift -Evolved at some point after the Battle of Crystal Plaza
Tulip
Avatar of Tulip's Road Trip, Keyblade Wielder, and Ash's surrogate twin sister. Technically she's older than him both in-universe and based on how long their Servers have been active, but they insist they're twins.
Alice (Porygon > Porymod)
Normal > Dark Ability: Trace -The Data version of Alice from Jiminy’s Journal (in Kingdom Hearts: Coded) -Became a Porygon during the CCC Raid -Evolved during the Orpheus Family Reunion
Tama
A resident of the "The Cloud's Songbird" Server and the adopted daughter of its Avatar. Has a glitch that lets her Hear Everything. She' scheduled to travel with Ash through Gralenor for her first Official Pokemon Journey and is very excited about it.
Absol
Ability: Super Luck -Considered Tama’s Official “Starter” despite her getting all her current Pokemon at the same time
Hoopa
Ability: Magician -Yes, the Hoopa from the movie -One of the few Legendary Pokemon in the Pokemon Anime Server to be wholly unique instead of part of a species -Able to switch forms at will, but prefers his Bound Form
Big (Pichu)
Ability: Static -The older Pichu Brother -Not interested in battles
Little (Pichu)
Ability: Uninsulated (Ignores the Ground Type's Immunity to Electric Type Moves) (some Pokemon have secondary or hidden abilities now when they didn’t before because I came up with new ones) -The younger Pichu Brother, with the extra tuft of fur on his head -He is interested in battles
Magcargo
Ability: Magma Armor -Not interested in battles -The only one of Tama’s starting Pokemon to not be introduced during the Hoopa Incident, instead being introduced between No Longer You and Frozen Heart
Jessie
You know her.
Arbok
Ability: Shed Skin -Found and retrieved during the setup for the CCC Raid -Also, following the Raid Team Rocket now has their full teams traveling with them full-time
Wobbuffet
Ability: Telepathy (because lets be real there is no way a canon TRio Pokemon has Shadow Tag, no matter what it has in the games)
Seviper
Ability: Shed Skin
Yanmega
Ability: Speed Boost
Woobat
Ability: Unaware
Frillish
Ability: Water Absorb
Gourgheist
Ability: Frisk
Mimikyu
Ability: Disguise -Temporarily retrieved for the CCC Raid, still living with Bewear and Stufful
Donandan Pikachu > Donandan Raichu
The Scorpion Mouse Pokemon Electric/Poison Ability: Contagious (Contact with this Pokemon will cause other Pokemon to be Poisoned, have their Ability replaced with Contagious, or both) -Gets along surprisingly well with Ash’s Pikachu -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You
Vineper
The Scrawny Pokemon Grass/Normal Ability: Dry Skin
Cellouette > Animaniq
The Loop Pokemon > The Vintage Pokemon Ghost Ability: Dancer > Slapstick (ThePhysical Attacks used against this Pokemon do half Damage, and Raise the Pokemon’s Defense) -Followed the Trio around when it was a Doodoll to patch them up after Blast Offs and they only got the hint a few weeks after she evolved the first time -All That, and her final evolution, happened between my first Team post and No Longer You -Has an Animaniqite, making her the first (and currently only) Team Rocket Pokemon who can Mega Evolve
Valonian Ledian
The Lightspeed Pokemon Bug/Steel Ability: Speed Boost
Hoodwink > Swagaro
The Petty Pokemon > The Cloak & Dagger Pokemon Ghost > Ghost/Steel Ability: Prankster -Evolved between the Battle of Crystal Plaza and now
James
You know him.
Growlie (Growlithe > Arcanine)
Ability: Flash Fire -Retrieved and Evolved during the setup for the CCC Raid
Weezing
Ability: Levitate -Found and Retrieved along with Arbok (don’t worry, the Ekans and Koffing they left to protect are safe now)
Cacnea > Cacturne
Ability: Sand Veil -Retrieved during the setup for the CCC Raid, having apparently Evolved while in Gardenia’s care
Chimecho
Ability: Levitate -Retrieved during the setup for the CCC Raid
Mime Jr.
Ability: Technician
Carnivine
Ability: Levitate
Yamask
Ability: Mummy
Amoonguss
Ability: Regenerator -Has a rivalry with Peach’s Foonglyde
Inkay
Ability: Suction Cups
Mareanie
Ability: Merciless -Temporarily retrieved for the CCC Raid, still living with Bewear and Stufful
Morpeko
Ability: Hunger Switch
Grattle
The Padded Pokemon Grass/Ground Ability: Thick Fat
Geomatrix
The Singularity Pokemon Ghost/Psychic Ability: Event Horizon (The Pokemon's gravitational pull prevents any Poemon on the Field from escaping)
Stoolish > Prinstool
The Toadstool Pokemon Grass/Fairy Ability: Flower Veil -Evolved at some point between the Battle of Crystal Plaza and now
Grant
He and Laser managed to escape during the fall of Team Chungus and are now just doing their own thing, like how the Guards Do. But not in Valon since that's in the Dream World and they can't get there
Bunnelby
Ability: Pickup
Donandan Bidoof > Donandan Bibarel > Bibogel
The Plump Mouse Pokemon > The Beaver Pokemon > The Capybara Pokemon Normal/Dark > Water/Dark Ability: Contrary -Evolved twice between my first Team post and No Longer You
Snizzle > Brrpent
The Frost Pokemon > The Permafrost Pokemon Ice > Ice/Dragon Ability: Icy Scales -Has a rivalry with Miku’s Dragonair/Daragaurora) -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You
Slowmeba > Brightoplankton
The Cell Pokemon Rock/Psychic Ability: Own Tempo -Revived from a stolen Imprint Fossil at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You -Evolved at some point between the Donanda League Tournament and Team Chungus getting taken down
xxxLaserPissxxx
Still as annoying and Genderbent!Swag-like as ever.
Buneary > Lopunny
Ability: Klutz -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You
Heeliant
The Heel Pokemon Bug/Dark Ability: Prankster -Has a rivalry with Ash’s Sgrub/Roughiant
Pondypus > Venotreme
The Platypus Pokemon Water Ability: Poison Point -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You
Citrode
The Battery Pokemon Electric/Grass Ability: Electrosynthesis (Boosts the power of Grass Type Moves on Electric Terrain) -Donanda’s Pikachu Clone -Caught at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You
Mutant Rehab
The team used by Dr. Splicer during the Donanda Pokemon League, which was confiscated during his arrest. They’re currently undergoing rehabilitation at Oak’s Ranch.
Mutant Gallade
The Vicious Pokemon Poison/Dragon Ability: Glittering Scales (Ignores the Fairy Type's Immunity to Dragon Type Moves) -Ash’s Gardevoir’s brother
Mutant Golduck
The Fucking Snapped Pokemon Psychic/Electric Ability: Magnetize (Electric Type attacks are unable to miss when this Pokemon is on the field)
Cheshpurr
The Cheshire Pokemon Ghost Ability: Strong Jaw
Mutant Slurpuff
The S’More Pokemon Fairy/Fire Ability: Flame Body
Mutant Tsareena
The Royal Spirit Pokemon Poison/Fairy Ability: Liquid Ooze -More-or-less the leader of the group
Ultrazard
The True Dragon Pokemon Dragon/Flying Ability: Inner Fire (The Pokemon functions as though it has the Fire Type alongside its existing Types) -Easily the most timid of the bunch despite their immense power and fearsome appearance
Dr. Splicer
The creator of the Mutant Pokemon, and co-creator of the Dark Arms Pokemon and Abyssal Forme Pokemon alongside Eclipse the Darkling.
Dotagon
The Viral Pokemon Dark Ability: Mold Breaker -Splicer’s partner, and the only member of his original team to fight for him out of loyalty rather than fear and/or lack of alternatives
Daffy
Yes, the duck. A brilliant inventor with more than a few screws loose. Currently living with Tulip for... reasons.
Lulu (Donandan Kirlia)
The Emotion Pokemon Electric/Dragon Ability: Synchronize -Looks up to Ash’s Gardevoir
Shredder
The 2003 version, and an Omnitrix Wielder. Currently stuck in the dream world with the rest of the rebuilt Foot Clan.
Kingambit
Ability: Supreme Overlord
Skarmory
Ability: Keen Eye
Blastion
The Fortified Pokemon Rock/Fire Ability: Bombs Away (The power of ball and bomb moves is doubled)
Musharna
Ability: Synchronize
Metagross
Ability: Clear Body
Ninjask
Ability: Speed Boost
Dr. Beatrice Wells
Shredder's head scientist, local Skitty enthusiast, and the Valon Region's dream lookalike of Dr. Fennel from Unova.
Delcatty
Ability: Cute Charm
Mr. Mime
Ability: Filter
Ditto
Ability: Imposter
Bebop
A Foot Clan Admin who got Mutated into a Grumpig hybrid during the battle of Crystal Plaza, becoming one of the Shredder's main enforcers afterwards. Recently evolved.
Rhydon > Rhyperior
Ability: Reckless -Evolved by Dr. Wells to give Bebop's team an upgrade, as was Bebop himself
Noivern
Ability: Infiltrator
Galvix
The Charged Snake Pokemon Rock/Electric Ability: Rock Head
Celerush
The Mountain Climber Pokemon Flying/Ice Ability: Wind Rider -Added to Bebop's team so he could make use of the Lucidinary Phenomenon to become Sky-High Bebop
Rocksteady
Bebop's partner. He was mutated at the same time into a Rhydon, and evolved at the same time too.
Grumpig > Hogmeister
The Manipulation Pokemon > The Brainwave Pokemon Ability: Own Tempo -Evolved by Dr. Wells to give Rocksteady's team an upgrade, as was Rocksteady himself
Gravinaut
The Planetoid Pokemon Rock/Psychic Ability: Event Horizon
Ribombee
Ability: Honey Gather
Nitemite
The Hollow Pokemon Dark/Bug Ability: Sharpen -Added to Rocksteady's team so he could make use of the Lucidinary Phenomenon to become Lancer Rocksteady
Tatsu
A Foot Clan Admin who was accidentally mutated with the DNA of Ash's Hisuian Liligant. While his new abilities synergize well with his ninjutsu, a guy getting hybridized with a pokemon from an all-female species that looks like that had the Expected Results, and he seeks revenge on Ash for the indignity. (based on an actual TMNT character btw. As far as I know he was only ever in the 80's movies and a minor role in the 2012 show, and he's never been mutated, but he still exists!)
Valonian Ledian
The Lightspeed Pokemon Bug/Steel Ability: Speed Boost -Tatsu's partner
Loneleci
The Disconnected Pokemon Electric/Dark Ability: Rivalry
Accelgor
Ability: Hydration
Bisharp
Ability: Inner Focus
Sakunja
The Shrouded Pokemon Grass/Dark Ability: Poison Heal
Shale
Valon's dream lookalike of Brock, and a high-ranking member of the Foot. Along with looks, he's also very similar to his real-world counterpart in personality. You know, apart from being an evil ninja.
Valonian Sharpedo
Ghost/Rock Ability: Sand Veil
Roggenrola
Ability: Sand Force
Pupitar
Ability: Shed Skin
The SMGs
SMG-1 & SMG-2
Statues: Retired
Former Avatar: Juliano
The first SMGs ever created, the Prototypes. Created by Admin Byte, it wasn't for the purpose of guarding universes and keeping the meme cycle going, but for the Admin's own gain to mess with universes.
This failed, however, as SMG-1&-2 were kindhearted Guardians to their Avatar, Juliano. However, after an attack on their world, their Avatar died, and they were promoted to Admins. They are now known as Domain and Forum, respectively.
SMG0 & Niles
Statuses: Deactivated
Former Avatar: Fred
In the video game Mage, there was originally only a single SMG for the universe as Admin Byte intentionally didn't tell Admin Lag that two SMGs were needed for balance. However, this wasn't for long, as the God Box created Niles, a false SMG to pair with SMG0.
However, this wasn't to last, as after an attempt to repair his imperfect code, Niles went insane due to the God Box and killed his Avatar, Fred. Following a forced fusion between him and SMG0, creating SMGØ, a being hellbent on finding another Avatar and remaking the fallen universe.
The duo were put to rest by the combined efforts of Avatar Mario, his Guardians, and Fierce Deity Melony.
SMG1 & SMG2
Statuses: Semi-retired/Active
Former Avatar: Spudnick
While they lived in peace with their Avatar for many years, this was eventually broken when SMGØ landed in their universe, intent on shaping Spudnick to be a new Avatar. However, this failed, causing Spudnick's death and the destruction of their universe.
They now reside in the SM64 universe, being mentors to SMG3 and SMG4, and generally doing what they can to help out.
SMG3 & SMG4
Statuses: Active
Avatar: Mario
Their activation has been dubbed the Worst To Ever Happen. Several things went wrong, including the inclusion of SMGØ and SMGs 1&2. There have been many incidents regarding their universe, but they've always come out on top for their Avatar and friends, so they're typically left to handle themselves. They're remarkably close with their Admins, Forum and Domain.
SMG5 (Penta Knight) & SMG6
Statuses: Active
Introduced here!
Avatar: Kirby
SMG6 is a wandering comedian, and Penta Knight is an admirable warrior.
SMG7 & SMG10
Statuses: Active
Introduced here!
Avatar: Tulip
There was an accident when Guardians were being assigned, and SMG8 accidentally went to SMG9. To rectify this (it was already too late to switch it back), SMG7 was partnered to SMG10.
SMG10 is actually the more calm one of the duo, with SMG7 displaying the more energetic qualities of an even-numbered SMG.
SMG8 & SMG9
Statuses: Active
Introduced here!
Avatar: Nimbus
They're a bit more overprotective of Nimbus, as their first memory after landing was Lumiere kidnapping Nimbus.
SMG11 & SM12 (belongs to @duckapus )
Statuses: Active
Introduced here!
Avatar: Tune
They're the first SMG duo thus far to have an SMG (SMG12) fall in love with someone who wasn't their SMG partner.
SMGXIII (13) & SMGXIV (14)
Statuses: Active
Avatar: Sora
Due to certain quirks of the Kingdom Hearts universe, his SMGs have turned out looking like recolors of Roxas and Xion instead of him.
SMG15 & SMG16
Statuses: Active
Avatar: Frenzy
Currently working to help Frenzy work through his issues and repair all the damage he's caused by being a part of the Union of Scorned Avatars.
SMG17 & SMG18
Statuses: Unknown
Avatar: Barry the Blook
Introduced here!
Their current statues are unknown due to the state their universe has been left in following Avatar Barry's departure.
SMG19 & SMG20
Statues: Actice
Avatar: Red the Angry Bird
Not much is known about them, but it's reasonable to assume they were glad to have their Avatar return home following the events of the Legacy Arc.
SMG21 (Kira Nadja) & SMG22
Statuses: Active
Avatar: Arle Nadja/Doppelganger Arle
SMG21/Kira Nadja is the second known SMG to not go by her assigned name (the other being Penta Knight). It's clear she prefers this one.
SMG23 & SMG24
Statuses: Active
Avatar: Laharl
It's pretty reasonable to assume that they do their best to help Laharl any understand the way he acts.
SMG25 & SMG26
Statuses: Unknown
Avatar: Lord Ramagog
Their current statuses are unknown due to Lord Ramagog's deserting of his universe.
SMG27 & SMG28
Statuses: Active
Avatar: Shantae
They probably tease her a fair bit about the time she sat on a freshly painted bench.
SMG29 & SMG30
Statuses: Active
Avatar: Ash Ketchum
Introduced here!
Their activation was rocky due to the interference of Avatar Barry, which was an attempt to stop the universe from coming online. However, it did end up happening, and SMG29 is actually trans.
SMG31 & SMG32
Statuses: Active
Avatar: Captain Olimar
SMG32 always somehow finds ways to incorporate the Pikmin into memes.
HMG1 ("Vee" Haltmann) & HMG2 ("Hex" Haltmann) (belongs to Duckapus)
Statuses: Active/Anamolies
Avatar: Elanore Haltmann
Introduced here!
They are False Guardians, as they were not made by the Guardian System, but instead Susie Haltmann. Originally intended to replace SMG3&4, they now live peacefully alongside them, even if some craziness is bound to happen.
SMG33 & SMG34 (belongs to Duckapus)
Statuses: Active
Avatars: Sally 13 and Cole
Introduced here!
Following Garyboy messing with the universe files, the two universes merged, and now the two SMGs work together. SMG33 is a recolor of Sally, and SMG34 is based on Cole.
SMG35 & SMG36
Statuses: Active
Avatar: Irene
Introduced here!
SMG35 was bold enough to sass a god for not being in the right realm when she first landed. SMG36 just about had a heart attack when she heard that.
Pertaining to my previous post, I feel with Smg0 living in the internet graveyard basically full time, it means that he feels a time disparity between the internet graveyard and the Mushroom Kingdom because of how fast time moves in the internet graveyard. This means that even though it may have only been a few weeks since Smg0 last seen the crew, to him it feels like a lifetime ago.
Therefore Smg0 accidentally forgetting the names and/or faces of the crew because to him it’s been so long since he’s last seen them even if it’s been a couple weeks, and Smg3 kindly reminding him.
It’s not like Smg0 doesn’t realize the time disparity later on but it still trips him up, and of course he feels extremely bad about forgetting such a detail.
After it happens one too many times he makes it a point to remember every single detail about them lol
I think if Smg0 and Smg3 were together, Smg0 would be living in the internet graveyard most of the time, 1. Because he created it and 2. So he can see his bf nearly every day <3
This would get a bit complicated when Three opens up his cafe and basically starts living there instead, though it’s not like Zero is incapable of leaving the graveyard to see him so, no big deal!
Yeah this does technically mean Smg0 took over what was supposed to be Smg3’s duties (that being taking care of dead memes), though that’s if you choose to see it that way. Personally I’d call it a co-ownership of the internet graveyard and sharing of responsibilities! Plus Smg0 would wanna do it anyway seeing as a lot of his friends from Mage would be in the internet graveyard.
Imagine the crew doesn’t know about Three’s relationship with Zero because of him living in the graveyard all the time so Three fucks with them by casually mentioning ‘his boyfriend’ and nothing else and it drives the crew (especially Four and Mario) nuts because they can’t tell if he’s lying or not XD
Smg30 in which Smg3 struggles to carry Smg0 but Smg0 can lift Smg3 effortlessly.
Miku, laying awake at 3 AM: Minty is just Cold Spicy.
Pikachu: I swear, I'll make it look like an accident.
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Jet: Would you punch Pikachu for 20 dollars?
Miku, dead serious: I'd roundhouse kick him lengthwise clear across a regulation battlefield for 5.
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Miku: Pikachu and I are archenemies. We despise each-other with every fiber of our beings.
Ash: You've been brushing his fur for the past hour.
Pikachu: Irrelevant!
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SMG29: Wait, I'm confused, do Miku and Pikachu like each other or not?
Ash: They get along like a city on fire.
SMG30: Isn't that meant to be a house?
Ash: *looks at them with pure, ancient exhaustion in his eyes* I know what I said.
Avatar Ash & Co. Pokémon Teams
So obviously traveling in a new region with new companions means new Pokémon, but I've never actually said what any of those new Pokémon are. So here we go!
(I'll draw the new new ones at some point. Also by the current point in the AU timeline the group's almost but not quite at the third gym (Anime Pacing Baybeeee!) so most of them haven't evolved yet. And they're in catch order.)
Ash's Team
Pikachu (obviously)
Bullot The Peashooter Pokémon Grass/Flying Ability: Sniper Description: A green parrot with a disproportionately large head and beak, and a circular hole in the front of the beak in place of nostril holes, which it fires seeds from at high speeds.
Jellobe The Jelly Fish Pokémon Water/Psychic Ability: Gooey Description: You know those goldfish with the big lumpy foreheads. This is one of those exaggerated so it looks like it's about 70% brain by mass (because it is), which is floating inside a levitating, spherical, water-filled jellyfish. Based on brains in jars, fish in bowls, and symbiotic relationships. The Water-Type Starter.
Pengaz The Pingas Pokémon Normal Ability: E E G It's that one meme Fakemon that looks like a Robotnik head.
Ralts (Mutant Forme) The Altered Pokémon Poison/Dark A mutated version of Ralts created by a mad scientist bent on world domination. It was created by splicing Ralts DNA with Alolan Grimer DNA, resulting in it consisting mainly of dark purple goo, which it has trouble controlling the consistency of. Its hair is uneven and an even darker shade of purple than the rest of it, its horns are jagged, overgrown and toxic green (its eyes are also green but you can't usually see that thanks to the hair), and its right arm has the little crystals Alolan Grimer and Muk have while the left only exists at all when Ralts focuses on it. Despite all the oddities and how painful they look at first glance, by all accounts Ralts is a perfectly happy, healthy Pokémon.
Miku's Team
Farfetch'd (already mentioned) Ability: Defiant
Flindit The Sharpshooter Pokémon Fire/Rock Ability: Blaze Description: A small red and grey rattlesnake with a piece of flint in place of a rattle and two rows of smaller flint spines running down its back. It can crack the flint on the end of its tail like a whip to shoot high-speed sparks at far-off opponents. The Fire-Type Starter.
Rolitroli The Transport Pokémon Type: Bug/Steel Ability: Off-Road (Certain Moves and terrain cause the Pokémon to change Forme) Description: Has two Forms. In On-Road Forme it looks like a cross between a centipede and a bus, while in Off-Road Forme it curls up into a wheel. It On-road is the default, and it changes into Off-road if it uses a Ground or Rock type move or is battling on rugged terrain. This boosts its speed and Physical Defense, but lowers its Physical Attack. It's the middle stage of one of the region's Early Route Bugs.
Cherrim ...This Pokémon already exists and only has one possible ability.
Meowth (Mutant Forme) The Cheshire Pokémon Type: Ghost Ability: Shadow Tag Description: Made by the same scientist as Ralts. A tall, lanky Meowth that's very obviously made of fabric. Mostly purple and stripey, with actual socks for paws, a button in place of a coin, eyes with alternating green and blue rings, the head of a broom in place of the usual curl at the end of its tail, and a massive shark-tooth grin. Based on the Cheshire Cat, a witch's cat, sock monkeys, and haunted dolls.
Jet's Team
Pyukumuku Ability: Innards Out
Snugleaf The Bundled Pokémon Grass/Bug Ability: Grass Pelt Description: A pale yellowish-green spider wrapped up in a big bundle of bright green leaves, with only its nervous-looking face and front four legs peeking out. The second stage of the Grass Starter.
Bob-Omb The Detonation Pokémon Fire/Steel Ability: Blast Shield (The Pokémon is immune to explosion-based moves, and can use Self-Destruct, Explosion, and Misty Explosion without fainting) Description: It's a Bob-Omb, what do you want from me?
Eevee Ability: Adaptability
Psyduck (Mutant Forme) The Fucking Snapped Pokémon Psychic/Electric Ability: Electrokinesis (Electric Type Moves also do Psychic Type damage [follows similar rules to Flying Press]) Description: Yep, all three of them ended up with one of that nutjob's creations. Jagged black-and-yellow feather pattern, ruffled feathers, angry eyes. Its eternal headache now effects a different part of its brain due to overexposure to electricity, unlocking the full extent of its psychic abilities, overriding its original type, and changing the pain's effect from confusion to white-hot unending RAGE.
SMG29's Team
Nidorina Ability: Poison Point Well, Female Nidoran is #29 after all.
Eggdog The Eggdog Pokémon Egg/Dog Ability: Bork
SMG30's Team
Glimmet Ability: Toxic Debris
Donandan Shuckle (yeah I settled on Donanda as the region name. Luke's Australian, sue me.) The Mold Pokemon Bug/Steel Ability: Heatproof Description: The shell is bigger, kind of blocky, and dull green and metallic grey instead of red and white. The head and legs look more-or-less the same.
Jessie's Team
Note: Jessie and James decided to stick to two previous team members each (outside of emergencies) so they could focus on training the new recruits.
Wobbuffet Ability: Telepathy (by process of elimination because there is no way that any of Team Rocket's Pokémon have Shadow Tag)
Seviper Ability: Shed Skin
Donandan Pikachu The Scorpion Mouse Pokémon Electric/Poison Ability: Contagious (Any physical contact will either poison the other Pokémon, change their ability to Contagious, or both) Description: A bit shorter and bulkier than the usual Pikachu, with darker fur, a long vertical stripe running from the top of its head to the base of its tail (it still has the two horizontal stripes on its back), the cheek pouches are now raised and angular like frills or tufts of fur, the tail is mostly the same except it has that black marking on the end people used to keep thinking the normal one had and a long stinger thing running down from the bottom corner of the end, the black on the ears is bigger and a bit jagged like Pikachutwo's. The idea of Jessie just randomly ending up with a special Pikachu that isn't Ash's amuses me for some reason.
Vineper The Scrawny Pokémon Grass/Normal Ability: Dry Skin Description: Look up blunt-headed tree snakes. That but as a cartoon character.
James's Team
Amoongus Ability: Regenerator This is partially because I'm planning on introducing a regional variant of Foongus with a new evolution, the third gym leader has that evolution as their Ace, and I want James's Amoongus to develop a rivalry with that Pokémon. Because Pokémon Anime.
Mime Jr. Ability: Filter
Grattle The Padded Pokémon Grass/Ground Ability: Thick Fat Description: Cross between a rattlesnake and the Tsuchinoko. It's a counterpart to Vineper.
Geomatrix The Singularity Pokémon Ghost/Psychic Ability: Event Horizon (Prevents all Pokémon on the field from escaping until this Pokémon either faints or wins) Description: A bunch of colorful geometric shapes orbiting a single point. At that point is the actual Pokémon, which is microscopic and can only interact with anything on the Macro scale by using its powerful telekinetic abilities.
Not Caught but Follows the Characters
Doodoll The Hand-Drawn Pokémon Ghost Ability: Patch Job (When the Pokémon is switched out, the Pokémon that replaces it regains some HP) Description: A black-and-white paper doll. Doodoll and its evolutions feel the pain of nearby people and Pokémon as if it was its own, and will do whatever it can to heal them so that the pain stops, though some will actually use this ability to actively seek out those who need help. This one in particular has decided to be the TRio's new medic and isn't taking no for an answer, and none of them have thought to just catch it because they're idiots.
Grant's Team
Bunnelby Ability: Pickup
Donandan Bidoof The Plump Mouse Pokémon Dark/Normal Ability: Contrary Description: Its fur is now a dark muddy brown instead of the usual bright brown, and is so soggy and shaggy that it covers its eyes. Unlike most Regional variants, there is no difference in behavior or personality from the usual version.
Snizzle The Frost Pokémon Ice Ability: Icy Scales Description: Ice Snake.
Laser's Team
Buneary Ability: Clutz
Heeliant The Heel Pokémon Bug/Dark Ability: Prankster Description: Anthropomorphic ant that cheats at boxing. It and a Bug/Fighting Type called Roughiant (the Comeback Pokémon) are branching evolutions of a pure Bug type called Sgrub (the Larva Pokémon). Sgrub has absolutely terrible stats and the ability Defeatist, and evolves into Roughiant if it knocks out 100 Pokémon or Heeliant if it faints 100 times. It's a sports movie Pokémon line. With ants.
Pondypus The Platypus Pokemon Water Ability: Poison Point Actually I have a picture of this one
It's an old picture, admittedly, so I'll redo it when I draw the other ones.