#smg38

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"LOSEN UP, 3! How'd you get soooo LAAAME"

Rare SMG4 Content RAAGH

[duckapus]

Lag: What do you mean my strategy of running at 100% effort until I completely burn out and then beating myself up for not being able to do anything for like three days is "unsustainable" that's ridiculous.

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Genma: Why do bugs in the south chase you like you owe them money?

Rosin: Why do you sound so guilty?

Genma: Because I owe them money.

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Sonic.EXE: Asking "hey is it okay if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room.

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Ash: I'm kind of an absent friend. Like I will love you with my whole heart and go out of my way to give you any help you need, but I tend to live in my own world and suck at keeping up communication, and I'm really sorry to anyone who takes that personally.

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Tulip: Pros of dating me: You get cool infodumps about my special interests! And intellectually stimulating conversation!

Tulip: Cons of dating me: These are dropped in your inbox at 1am, I have not slept and the gods themselves cannot stop me.

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Juliano during Shattered Timelines (I assume): Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause! Thank you all for your continued support unfortunately it was all for nothing!

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Cursor: I've had depression for so long that it's not even sad anymore, it's just annoying.

Cursor: Like, seriously? We feel like dying today? Get it together you sound like a fucking idiot.

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Sora: I don't remember much from middle school. Mainly just the Green Haze.

Ash: What?

Sora: Green Haze.

Tulip: Oh thank god I'm not the only one, though my Haze was Blue.

Sora: Private schoolers.

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Kirby: I'm strange but friendly so people tell me things.

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SMG38: I can't be trusted with a large stick.

Kuno: Thou art simply not strong enough to control the power of the stick.

38: The power of the stick corrupts my mind with thoughts of bonk.

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Lil Coding: My dad has 84 pairs of socks.

Cody: Why did you count the amount of pairs of socks your dad has?

Coding: I didn't count, he did, and then he came down and announced it to the entire family.

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Ozymandias: "Are you good?" Morally, no.

Ozymandias: Oh, you meant emotionally? Also no.

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(during That One Scene)

Ranma: *internally* I can't believe I'm dying in such a cliched manner.

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Lydia: My coping mechanisms may be worse than my actual problems.

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Rosin: What do you mean "the real magic was inside me?" Then what the fuck did we gather the magic amulets for?

Rosin: Ghost mentor, five people died gathering the magic amulets. Including you. What do you mean that happened so I could learn to believe in myself?

Rosin: You really should've led with that. Then maybe you wouldn't be a ghost right now.

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Phobos: Maybe I can gaslight myself into being okay.

Phobos: Wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy.

[duckapus]

As an additional effect of the server merge, the 37 and 38 end up looking like recolors of Ranma's girl form (she can't change forms tho) and Rosin respectively, but in (obviously also recolored versions of) Cadence's outfit.

[duckapus]

Symphony of Serpents: War of the Fat Italians

(despite there being no Italians involved, fat or otherwise)

For the challenges, everybody gets split into three teams

-The Nerima Wrecking Crew (minus Kasumi because she's the host), Ryoga's Togepi, and Leto's group

-The Crypt of the NecroDancer characters (the ones that've actually gotten involved, at least) and the visiting group (including Ink Ranma)

-Rosin's Party, Ozymandias, Garyboy and the Snake Cultists

The challenges are...well, typical WotFI challenges and don't really matter much to the plot, up until the very last one where Garyboy decides to stop playing by the rules and uses one of his plungers to bite Real Ranma and take Leto out of the running. And for once, his venom actually has the effect it's supposed to have on Character Levels, much to the horror of everyone there who isn't evil. It's even enough of a shock that Kasumi partly breaks through the Security Protocol's possession, though only enough that she's essentially a sitting duck. Leto lunges after Ozzy before he can capitalize on this because even if she can't win she'll at last make sure he doesn't either.

To make matters worse, the main character dying is the final straw for the server and the world starts falling apart. Which, given Ozymandias's base programming, would still be something of a victory for him.

It ends up being Kuno of all people who rallies everyone, reminding them that if they can get Cadence to Kasumi and the Pods she'll become the Avatar and restabilize the Server, simultaneously saving the world, denying Ozymandias either version of his victory, and avenging Ranma to an extent.

The rap battle happens and they ultimately succeed, causing the snakes to retreat (Leto because that's what she always does when a scheme fails (for a master manipulator she's remarkably predictable), Ozzy because as much as he'd like to retaliate he's well aware that he's no longer invincible).

The aftermath is...rough. For all that they "won," the original Ranma's dead and isn't coming back, and even if the Server's stable now it's still three worlds haphazardly blended together and that's causing some problems for the inhabitants. Plus, with all the shit that happened to the pods 37 and 38 ended up with the same memory and programming issues that 3 and 4 did, though thankfully they don't end up hating each other.

And of course there's also Rosin and her friends having to come to terms with Ozymandias's betrayal.

[superluigiglitchy]

When you mash together your 2 current hyperfications into one and you made a whole ass au with lore

(Avatar) Vanellope Von Schweetz She/Her - the Protagonist of Sugar Rush Raceway and the deuteragonist of the movie Wreck-It Ralph, she is a unique case of an Avatar not being the main character of that universe, she's a bit more feral and batshit insane than her canon self and similar to Sora because of Disney Sensors she has to reign it in a bit, however because of how her franchise is basically in the dumps of near obscurity the sensors aren't as strict on her so yes she is perfectly able to cuss (sora is very upset about this).

SMG37 She/Her- The happy go lucky recolor of Vanellope and her Gaurdian, she's the "fun one" as she puts it and enjoys the adventures her and her friend go onand she has a sibling like relationship with both her avatar and gaurdian partner. however her optimistic and happy go lucky attitude is a facade as she is constantly overthinks about a lot of things concerning her duties as a Meme Gaurdian and as the defacto leader of the three, she doesn't want her friends to worry about her and to just have fun so she keeps her personal life to herself. The only other person to know of her struggles as of recently is SMG38.

SMG38 They/Them - The serious one of the group and SMG37's partner, often acting pessimistic, aloof and "not a hugger", they actually care quite deeply for her friends and show this through thier actions rather than their words often being in close vicinity with the other 2 despite saying they don't do friendships. Recently they managed to get 37 to talk about her feelings (a comeplete win in 38's book), she ended up getting the scars on their face when crash landing in her pod and doing a straight up face plant on one of the consoles (there was a LOT of blood) their ok now dont worry, they also seem to have an odd relationship with Taffyta Muttonfudge however they have made no comment to this (37 and Vanellope think they're dating)

Reboot_7 (any pronouns work) - They are one of 3 admins in the universe of Wreck-It Ralph, Reboot_7 is specifically the repair program meant to fix things that have been broken during the Candy Trio's adventures, they consider the racers as their children and often check up on them (secretly of cours), despite being quite glitchy that was just the way her programming was formed and in actualality helps the repairing process much quicker, he is often sent out on meetings due to being much more socially adept than the other 2 admins with other universal programs