i know it might be nonsense but i love to know how will other S.T.A.R.S. members react to Smiling Wesker! Lmao!
They all die. The end. (Does this even count as a headcanon, cuz y'know, in canon they're all as dead as can be, except Chris, Jill, Barry and Becca??)
Jk btw, here's the real deal, lol.
Wesker: He is appalled by this abomination that is supposed to be him smiling. Because a) he rarely even smiles in the first place and b) on the rare occasions he does, he doesn't show his teeth. 0/10, will turn you into atoms for mocking him like that
Chris: Screeches like a freaking banshee and will punch your phone out of pure reflex. Will not regret doing so either
Jill: Stares in utter shock and disbelief because what in the name of the seven deadly sins is that?? How dare you put a curse on her that will haunt her bloodline for generations??
Brad: Also screeches and will call the cops on you (aka Jilly-bean), to have you dealt with, because clearly you are being a danger to society showing this horrific imagery of his boss to everyone
Joseph: Dies for real
Barry: “Heavens, that looks even worse than my mother-in-law when she smiles. And when she does, puppies literally die.” He is not happy and fears for his safety
Enrico: Will have a literal laughing fit and ask you to print it out a couple hundred times and decorate the halls of the RPD and especially Wesker's office with it (At least he's having fun with it)
Richard: Will have nightmares from now on thanks to that. Hope you're happy now that you essentially gave him his very own sleep paralysis demon
Forest: Will come to haunt you in retaliation for bestowing upon him The horrors and would rather have a murder of crows peck his eyes out than ever see something as horrific as that again
Kenneth: Is speechless for the rest of the day and will be wary of you from now on, because what the actual hell?? Why do you have such a picture? Where did you get that and most importantly, what could have possibly made Wesker smile like that??
Rebecca: Will call Billy and have him hunt you down.
Edward: He just stares at it in silence for a few seconds before looking back at you with a displeased frown, uttering a quiet “Why?”
Kevin: Lets out a shocked “Oh shit” and covers his mouth in complete shock. He never thought he’d ever want to avoid seeing anything as much as this sight.
