#brian irons

[uhmbrella98]

Controversial take, Curly is a villian because he is an enabler

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You're Stuck On A Plane For 9 Hours

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Voting ended onMar 19

OP's opinion:

I'm sitting with Miranda and kicking the back of Irons' seat the whole time.

[piers-wifey]

i know it might be nonsense but i love to know how will other S.T.A.R.S. members react to Smiling Wesker! Lmao!

They all die. The end. (Does this even count as a headcanon, cuz y'know, in canon they're all as dead as can be, except Chris, Jill, Barry and Becca??)

Jk btw, here's the real deal, lol.

Wesker: He is appalled by this abomination that is supposed to be him smiling. Because a) he rarely even smiles in the first place and b) on the rare occasions he does, he doesn't show his teeth. 0/10, will turn you into atoms for mocking him like that

Chris: Screeches like a freaking banshee and will punch your phone out of pure reflex. Will not regret doing so either

Jill: Stares in utter shock and disbelief because what in the name of the seven deadly sins is that?? How dare you put a curse on her that will haunt her bloodline for generations??

Brad: Also screeches and will call the cops on you (aka Jilly-bean), to have you dealt with, because clearly you are being a danger to society showing this horrific imagery of his boss to everyone

Joseph: Dies for real

Barry: “Heavens, that looks even worse than my mother-in-law when she smiles. And when she does, puppies literally die.” He is not happy and fears for his safety

Enrico: Will have a literal laughing fit and ask you to print it out a couple hundred times and decorate the halls of the RPD and especially Wesker's office with it (At least he's having fun with it)

Richard: Will have nightmares from now on thanks to that. Hope you're happy now that you essentially gave him his very own sleep paralysis demon

Forest: Will come to haunt you in retaliation for bestowing upon him The horrors and would rather have a murder of crows peck his eyes out than ever see something as horrific as that again

Kenneth: Is speechless for the rest of the day and will be wary of you from now on, because what the actual hell?? Why do you have such a picture? Where did you get that and most importantly, what could have possibly made Wesker smile like that??

Rebecca: Will call Billy and have him hunt you down.

Edward: He just stares at it in silence for a few seconds before looking back at you with a displeased frown, uttering a quiet “Why?”

Kevin: Lets out a shocked “Oh shit” and covers his mouth in complete shock. He never thought he’d ever want to avoid seeing anything as much as this sight.

Bonus:

Chief Irons:

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[pastelchad]

I know it’s common for RE fans to lament the fact that Leon never got to live his dream of being a cop but I feel like he was going to have a severely rude awakening resulting in the loss of his innocence either way. His chief of police was a serial rapist and murderer who liked to taxidermy his victims’ bodies. In an AU where umbrella never existed and there’s no zombies he most likely would have been harassed/threatened off the force bc he tried to expose Irons.

[weskerstrashcan]

Nonstop gaslighting on Raccoon Radio 101.5 FM!

[digitaldusk]

Barry (left) and Wesker have some thoughts on Chief Irons. Barry's reeks of irony, and Wesker has a... vivid imagination.

[leon-stupid-kennedy]

Resident Evil 1.5 ➤ Characters ➤ Leon Kennedy