In like, cake commercials or some shit
Mom: Isn't it great we're making cake?
Kid: Ahuhuhuh *Throws a little batter on her face*
Mom: Aw, you li'l bean. *puts flour on the kids nose and smiles knowingly and wisely and smilingly*
REAL LIFE:
Mom: Isn't making cake fun?
Kid: *Throws batter on her face like in the commercials. EXCEPT IT'S TOO MUCH BECAUSE I'M FUCKING FIVE*
Mom: *chasing the child with a spoon.* GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT I'LL FUCKIN'---
















