#smolinnocentcandy

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: so if your sweeps are two years are your other measurements double earths measurements too

Dave: like

Dave: like is one foot two feet

Dave: walk stumps

Dave: gravity connectors

Karkat: NO.

Karkat: NO DAVE.

Karkat: DON’T JUST ASSUME ALTERNIA IS EVERYTHING EARTH, BUT FUCKING DOUBLED.

Karkat: ……

Karkat: THAT BEING SAID, YES, AN ALTERNIAN FOOT IS 24 INCHES,,,,

Dave, tearing up with joy: fff- fffuhh-

Dave, a single tear rolling down his cheek: five dollar footlong

[dateakinsuggestions]

Date a kin who cries sometimes about missing their canonmates.

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[hskincalls]

Hey. Dirk Strider from the endangered au here. I really badly miss AR. I was a trans guy in my canon and I used to be close to Caliborn, and was friends with Dave and Damara as well as the other alpha kids. Though, you don't have to be the AR from my timeline. I just want to meet an AR, because I feel so lost without him.

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[fictionkindating]

Hey it's Mituna Captor from Homestuck. I really miss Cronus Ampora. If you remember me getting red with you the night before my incident, please please please message me. I still feel the same and i want to say "i'm flushed for you" out loud and i just miss you so bad.

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[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

obscure au dirk-im an au hal. wanna talk about being au striders?

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

tkfw you want to tell the canonmate you just found that you're still in love with them, but then you realize you -just met- this plane's version of them and suddenly you're so tor n

[fictionkindating]

hello! i'm calliope from homestUck! i was either pale or red with a caliborn i met in the dream bUbbles--a rather sweetheart version of him. whether or not yoU're the same caliborn, i still miss having a cal in my life. so if yoU were nice in yoUr canon, (or even jUst in this life!) then please message me! (ps i am seventeen and jUst a month away from being eighteen)

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[dependentcharacteroftheday]

Maybe Nemurin from Magical Girl Raising Project?

they’ve been put into the queue, thank you!! <3