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[harliquinade]

@smolstabastard ♡’d 

“Hey Brat Kid, whatcha doin’?”

She’d been watching him for some time now, going about his investigative duties. Stalking him had been fun for a little while but now having decided to reveal herself, she wanted to have a little fun.

“So what’re you supposed ta be?” She tapped her own elongated fangs as she flashed him a smirk. “I’m a vampire, cool right?”

[jokersmild]

it’s @smolstabastard‘s lucky day !!

    It was shaping up to be just another Tuesday, the moon was shining, car horns were singing, and the smell of pollution was fresh and pleasant. Pleasantly boring. He twirled the keys to his housing around a gloved finger, letting the gentle jingles serve as distraction enough to keep a smile on his face. But it wasn’t long until the distraction wasn’t needed. The Joker would recognize that getup anywhere.

    “Well, lookie here!” His shrill voice cut through the droll of the city like a dagger, and anyone who was anyone turned to look. This was no Batman, but if Junior was here, well... anything was possible. “If it isn’t Gotham’s cutest little bird, flown a little too far from the nest.” Joker approached carefree, tucking his keys away in a pocket so that he could open his arms wide - as though he were looking for a hug. “Be honest, you missed Uncle Joker, didn’t you?”

[superiormimicry]

@smolstabastard

It’s not as if they were difficult to spot. Other’s that look like the boy- except with one unredeeming factor about them. The fact that they would kill anyone and everyone if they could. The ‘uglier’ side of a merfolk’s species. Of course, he would never want to associate with the likes of them, but at times, one can’t help but give it a try. Not in a space where he wouldn’t be able to make way if the others were to attack. That would just be silly on his part if he were to be involved in some kind of accident.

“Well well. Where are you off to this time, I wonder.” It was Monoma’s turn to sneak up on a siren that was just minding his own business. “Lurking for your next meal? i wonder how that’ll go. Your true colors are showing- do I think it would be best to wait a while, mm?~”

[crematicnquirk]

💥   ┋  @smolstabastard liked for a starter

        being on this unknown island did nothing to satisfy him and ultimately it had forced his plans to halt for the time being. additionally, it was clear that the league weren’t anywhere near the area. maybe they were back at base and dabi was unfortunate enough to have been dropped here. though the island was unfamiliar, it would have not been wise to take the situation so lightly and yet he was there, looking onward at a crime being investigated from the alleyway. 

        “whatever’s going in that brain of yours... hero, maybe you’re right.” his smile crooked, his tone as casual as it could be. he has definitely killed people before... previously a group of people, burnt to a crisp even. “however, does it look like someone like me, would try and pull a stunt as messy as that?” as if he thought the crime itself was sloppy, which it was. though it’s true that his appearance could easily have others suspect him, the way he carries himself by being rather aloof. but the truth of the matter is, that crime was not committed by him.

[dracoprodig-blog]

【 @smolstabastard  | ♥】 > ???_

         “I already told you, I tried to help the poor thing, not hurt it!”

   Having entered a somewhat more shady area of the city, Tasuku had come across a hurt cat that needed attention. However, the poor distressed animal had mistaken his attempt of aid as a threat, and lashed out at him. And unfortunately enough, someone that happened to come across this scene, had made the same mistake.

  Without a way to defend himself, all that the young police officer could do was dodge what the other threw at him ( already a few scrapes and scratches on him ). He was getting quite tired as well. In fact, thanks to said exhaustion, Tasuku’s foot slipped, and he fell backwards with a thud.

[harliquinade]

@smolstabastard replied to your post “Well, that was new… “That’s trippy…” “We’re gonna die.””

"I didn't realize you were so easily intimidated Quinn. Consider me disappointed."

“I didn’t say that. I just said we’re gonna die. I’m statin’ facts now go away.”

[superiormimicry]

☭ (( can you do one for Damian too? Smolstabastard should be the url. I’m not on him rn tho))

Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse

@smolstabastard

BATTLE THEME: Fight For MEBATTLE INTRO: “You chose to fight me one on one? Powers or no powers, you’ll learn the harsh realities of life ahead of you.”VICTORY: “As much of a victory this is for me, I didn’t learn anything from you. Though I must applaud on your quick thinking.”DEFEAT: “How the hell? I will not be outsmarted next time.”ASSIST: “You really do like a smaller child from a distance. Say no more, the Phantom Thief is here.”TAUNT: “Do you really think those toys will always be there to get you out of trouble?~”REACTING TO TAUNT: “Ehhhhh~? Hehehehe!!”FLEE: “It seems we are destine to clash once more.”REACTING TO FLEE: “Ah. I wonder if I made him cry. Or… hoho~! I see! Think of a new strategy, kid. I’ll be here to outsmart your little plans.~”TIE: “It seems I can agree that we manage to tire ourselves more then necessary.”PERFECT VICTORY: “You weren’t going easy on me just because I don’t have any toys to throw back at you? A big mistake indeed.”FINISH MOVE: “I am sorry about this. I truly am. You have great potential to be a hero, no matter what anyone else says~.”

[superiormimicry]

@smolstabastard

Who would have thought the other to be lurking at night. Crimson Lane it’s called, and an area the boy prefers to not find himself lingering around for too long. It wasn’t his intention, more of just something that caught his curiosity for a brief moment. To observe what kind of people really do roam around this time of night, and if there were any pawns worth to... ‘borrow’ such powers for a few minutes, if that happens to be the case. Though it’ll be easy to spot the boy around if he were to associate in any place that seemed too dangerous for him to deal with.

Though mist in such thoughts, someone manage to knock him out of it by gently bumping into him. It wasn’t like him to stand still to think too much about it, but it was rather rude for someone to come in to just bump into him. Not even a glance to apologize. Yet what seems more bizarre about all this was that this child was... walking deeper into Crimson Lane?

“Now I’m not one for meddling in one’s business, but you do know where you are going. Do you know what time it is? Going further in looking for trouble won’t do you any good. Why- saying that out loud makes it even more insane that you are actually doing this. Don’t you think it would be wise to wonder in alone. Hm?~” Perhaps his words will have him talk back to the hero, to give him more of an indication of the boy’s business in there.