Aug 19, 2018
@incorrectsmundigquotes hey, hey croc, hey
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@incorrectsmundigquotes hey, hey croc, hey
Hremnan: Whatcha reading there, Smundig?
Smundig: A book of things that I love.
Hremnan: Smundig, that’s just a photo album of Raven.
Smundig: Oh, what a coincidence.
All of Smundig, circled around an egg wrapped in a blanket: We’ve had Yolanda for approximately two minutes, and if anything happened to her, we’d burn this place to the ground and then ourselves.
Sigmund/Hermann Employee: Who’s in charge here? Smundig Employee: Well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.
Chiv: Okay, I'm going to open the door. [Pained screaming of Smundig employees erupts from the other side] Chiv: I'm going to keep that door closed.
An introduction to your Crowverlord...
What up. I’m Crow, and I’ve been in this godforsaken server for 7 months now. A lot of weird stuff goes down at SmundigCorp, and this blog’s mission is to show all the best and worst sides of smun-lore. Just hit the submit button and send away. Your post will be added to the queue as long as it follows The Rules (I’m watching you, Spice Clan). I’d also like to take this opportunity to say just one simple thing that I really wish more people would talk about if given the chance:
Chiv’s a squid.
Have fun submitting.
Hermann Employee 1: Listen, I can explain... Hermann Employee 2: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000? Hremnan Employee 1: You guys are getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1000! Smundig Employee: You guys are getting paid?
Chiv: So… what are you doing here? All of Smundig: Running away from my problems. Chiv: Come on in.