Pure Vanilla Cookie Smut Alphabet
Authors notes; I included some dom pv stuff even tho i don't really do submissive readers that well so enjoy. AO3 version can be found here.
CW; Dubcon mention (nothing explicit really), pet play, mommy/daddy kink, voyeurism/cuckolding
A: Aftercare
King of aftercare, just as expected. With his sweet and caring personality and healing magic both your mental state and physical state are taken care of.
The real meat and cheese is how you handle the aftercare for him; as he prefers a more submissive role. Aftercare for Pure Vanilla should be delicate and intimate, regardless of if you were rough with him or not. Cleaning him up slowly and thoroughly and making sure to praise him for how well he did is important. Take your time pampering him and if you plan on running him a bath make sure to join him, the bonding experience is very important to him.
After the rougher experiences (involving degradation and pain) he does require more praise than usual, though.
B: Body Part
On his partner he typically prefers the chest area. Regardless of if you have breasts or not it's his absolute favorite. He loves groping and squeezing at your chest or placing his head there to hear your heartbeat, and he especially likes putting his mouth there. Loves sucking and licking at your breasts or pecs and if he's in a particularly playful mood he might bite or nip. He does have a bit of a staring problem if you wear something low cut or flattering.
On himself he prefers his hands, primarily because he uses them for healing. He doesn't have a very high opinion of himself most of the time, so he views his ability to be useful to others as his highest quality.
C: Cum
He actually cums quite a bit, being sort of repressed with very little experience leads him to be sensitive. His cum is on the thinner end and is sweeter with a hint of vanilla, and he loves watching you swallow it.
D: Dirty secret
Has genuinely considered stealing your underwear before. Due to his duties as a King and a Hero he is often away from you for days at a time and misses you greatly; and stealing your used underwear would give him your scent for a while plus something to help ease his sexual frustrations. Would never do it though, but if you did sneak your underwear into his luggage he wouldn't complain.
He also secretly has a thing for dubcon, primarily imagining being taken advantage of or taking advantage of somebody else. He's hailed as a saintly king who could do no wrong and is Pure (partially due to it being in his name), so imagining doing something so wrong as coercing sex out of somebody he has power over or somebody else taking his purity is his way of fighting against those assumptions. He'd only bring it up with a partner he'd been with for a long while who he trusts 100% though.
E: Experience
Very little experience. He might've had a romantic partner or two in the past but he's so busy he doesn't have the time to fully commit to it. Sex was also few and far between due to the stress of running a kingdom. The sex he did have was very vanilla, though.
F: Favorite position
He doesn't have a particular favorite, but loves it when he can see your chest. The sweat dripping down your chest to your stomach is enough to make his mouth water, and if possible loves watching your breasts/pecs bounce with your movements.
He does prefer you on top, but will happily be on top if that's what you want.
G: Goofy
Sex to him is a bonding experience, so he expects it to get a little silly. He wouldn't want you 100% serious and he wouldn't want to be 100% serious either, things should be relaxed enough that the two of you can joke around. There are the occasional exceptions where there's a roleplay where things will be more serious but outside of that he loves the relaxed vibes.
H: Hair
He's pretty well groomed and takes the time to make sure his pubic hair is trimmed. It's a little darker than his hair.
I: Intimacy
Big on intimacy and loves holding you and kissing you during sex, if he's unable to kiss you then he doubles his efforts to touch you. His hands constantly roam and squeeze at your body, rarely ever leaving dough untouched.
He also loves it when you extend the same to him, and you can feel the muscles under his dough twitch when you run your hands across his body. He loves it when you squeeze his thighs or press kisses to his cheeks and it leaves him breathless and giggly.
J: Jack off
In between relationships he doesn't jerk off too much, primarily due to not having a target of his sexual fantasies. If he's in a relationship though he jerks off fairly frequently. He's a pervert at heart even if he denies it or tries to hide it so he's constantly thinking about you in some way. He doesn't always jerk off when he's horny, sometimes he just likes imagining it.
K: Kink
Mommy/Daddy kink; He's a submissive cookie so really any title would work but he has a thing for older people and while he's 1000+ years old he'd like to at least pretend. The mommy kink does go hand in hand with his breast obsession and it ends with lactation.
Pet Play; Honestly this could be both him being the pet and being the master. He loves being dominated and being rewarded for following your every command, especially if the reward is you tugging his leash as he fucks into you doggy style and being allowed to cum inside to "breed" you. On the other hand he adores pampering you and thinks you look so cute in your collar and on your knees lapping at his cock like its your favorite treat. One of the rare times he can get carried away being dominant.
Cuckolding/Voyeurism; He loves watching you writhe in pleasure whether he's the cause or not. Doesn't mind watching you fuck somebody (so long as its somebody he trusts). He also doesn't mind if you're the one on the sidelines watching him fuck somebody else, though make sure you use possessive "my" when praising him. He loves being reminded even if he's riding somebody else's cock that you still "own" him.
L: Location
Prefers the bedroom due to privacy but honestly? He's a pervert. He fantasizes about fucking in hallway closets or in public places where anybody could see. He wouldn't actually do it but he likes thinking about it.
…okay maybe he would fuck in a storage closet or an unused room in the castle but that's it.
M: Motivation
Gets horny fairly easily, all you have to do is squeeze his thigh or press your chest into him and he's hard as a rock ready to go. Actually you don't even have to do that, exist anywhere near him and he's probably thinking about you bending him over the nearest flat surface and fucking him into next spring.
N: No
Absolutely will not harm you and does not want to be majorly harmed himself. He won't raise a hand against you in anyway, not even spanking, and while you can spank him you cannot strike him in any other way.
He also doesn't do dehumanization. Light degrading is fine but actively telling you you're worthless and only good as a sex slave is a no.
O: Oral
Loves giving, not so much receiving. He'll suck cock like its his day job and eat pussy until you pass out but please don't focus on him too much.
Or do, if you want him audibly sobbing and convulsing while his cock twitches down your throat.
P: Pace
Prefers going slowly and taking his time when dominating but loves it when you're rough and quick with him. Though if you want him tearing up and squirming you should take your time with him and really love up on him. The slower you go the antsier he gets. He can dish the soft sweet sensual sex but cannot take it.
Q: Quickie
He loves quickies actually, he's a busy cookie so he rarely ever gets to have the full time he'd like with you so he supplements it with quickies. Eating you out or sucking your dick or even fucking your throat, he prefers oral in these cases due to faster clean up (just swallowing).
R: Risk
I'd give him a 4/10 likelihood of doing something that gets him caught. He has a reputation to uphold and though the thought of wearing a plug to a meeting is hot in conception it wouldn't be very sexy in reality. Fucking in unused rooms in halls rarely treaded by others in the castle is a rare treat for him.
S: Stamina
Being an ancient hero means he actually has SIGNIFICANT stamina. He can go multiple rounds without tiring and even then he gets so lost in pleasure he doesn't want to stop when exhausted. If you get tired but want to keep going he's more than happy to take the wheel, though you may need to remind him you're a regular cookie and not an ancient like him because he will fuck you into passing out if distracted.
T: Toys
He owns a few toys, most were gag gifts from Hollyberry but he does on occasion use them if desperate. In a relationship with somebody he trusts more he does end up growing a collection of vibrators, collars, leashes, plugs, and a few other bits and bobs. Mostly for use on him but some on his partner. He has a personalized collar with a charm in the shape of his soul jam he wears during puppy play as well as a plug of a golden retriever tail.
He doesn't own any bigger toys that can't be hid easily, though.
U: Unfair
Depends on his mood and whether he's dominating. He doesn't get the chance to be unfair as a sub but as a dom he'd be very unfair in that the pleasure is solely focused on you and he will hold you down so you can take everything he gives you. Honestly prefers being on the receiving end of unfair teasing.
V: Volume
He's not very loud, most of the time its low groans, sighs, gasps, and moans. He does get louder if you tie him down and overstimulate him but he's never loud enough to draw attention.
W: Wild card
Loves being used as your sex toy, actually. It's his guilty pleasure to be degraded and praised by you as you tie him down to use his cock and holes as you please, to feel you stretch him open or clench around his cock as you tell him what a pretty toy he is and how you love his cum. That if you weren't so selfish you'd let others use him but he's yours.
He does need a ton of aftercare and reassurance that you don't see him as a sex object though (being the handsome and beautiful cookie he is means he's been sexualized against his will for most of his life, so its partially reclaiming that sexuality).
X: X-Ray
He's slightly smaller than average in his normal form but his awakened form makes him larger. He has a few veins on the sides.
Y: Yearning
Fairly high libido, though he typically ignores it if he doesn't have a sexual partner.
Z: Zzz
He prefers to make sure you're alright before passing out, so it takes him a while to fall asleep after a session. He also just doesn't sleep that much in general, with the soul jam providing most of the energy he needs to survive days without sleep.