Remember my nsft ancient hcs well here are the beast ones because I finally remembered
Shadow Milk Cookie
Quite frankly I think it'd depend on his partner whether or not he tops or bottoms. He has very little respect for the average cookie so he's a the dominant top 90% of the time, and the other 10% he's either a dominant bottom or a submissive switch. You'd have to be on his level or greater to see him be submissive, though.
He's bratty no matter what and loves pushing your boundaries. Not a good partner if you're extremely sensitive or have hard boundaries due to how mean and pushy he can get.
Genuinely, and I 100% mean this, a Grade A deviant freak. No kink is off the table and he's willing to try everything AT LEAST once. Depravity is nothing in the face of his curiosity. He does have kinks he doesn't enjoy but learning your reaction to things is well worth any discomfort he might experience.
He has a secret praise kink but 99% of partners will never find this out.
He genuinely loves being watched and the most frequent victim of his voyeurism kink is Black Sapphire, though he'd also fuck his partner in front of Pure Vanilla Cookie just to make him uncomfortable. He gets no sexual gratification from having Pure Vanilla in the room it's literally just to upset the guy. He doesn't even cum when pv is there, actually; he hates him that much. I cannot emphasize enough how much he does this just to piss off pv and he gets literally nothing from this experience except it pisses them both off.
Eternal Sugar Cookie
Eternal Sugar would be a dominant bottom. She expects you to do all of the work while she bosses you around.
Voyeur as well, as she does get pleasure from seeing her partner(s) happy. She does have a jealous streak though, so make sure you thank her for allowing you this happiness or you'll get punished later.
Her cum has an aphrodisiac type property to it and actually can be addicting if you aren't careful. The sweet flavor makes it extremely easy to just keep eating her out until you forget your every woe and can no longer leave the garden without thinking about her cunt.
She 100% has a mommy kink; primarily being called mommy but she might make an exception every once in a while as a treat.
She would moan Hollyberry's name during sex sorry
Mystic Flour
I'm going to be honest chat I headcanon her as Aromantic Asexual so coming up with any sexual headcanons is really hard lmao. She just don't care
If she did have sex, though, she'd probably be a pure switch. She doesn't care which position she's in.
Approaches sex in a clinical way, no intimacy or warmth just get off get out.
Don't ask for cuddles afterwards she's already faded into a cloud of flour.
Burning Spice
100% dominant top and REFUSES to be anything but. Would legitimately kill you if you even thought about anything otherwise.
Not a sexual partner for the faint of heart, sensitive, or weak. He gets bored easily so new kinks are constantly added without negotiation and he's unapologetic about it. He also leaves marks and bruises in visible areas without remorse.
Despite how rough he gets, if he genuinely likes you and enjoys having you as a partner the aftercare can be really sweet. Takes advantage of his fire alignment to give you a heated massage to ease your tense muscles and even goes as far as running a bath for you. Cuddling is out of the question, the most cuddling you'll get is him carrying you around.
Does NOT share. If anybody even THINKS about his partner in a sexual manner he will crumble them. So threesomes are out of the question.
On the other hand he is very much into fucking you on his throne, this is also to test the willpower of his followers and if they look they get slaughtered.
Silent Salt
Perhaps controversial but. He is a knight, so I think he'd be a submissive switch. He lives to serve his partner and would do just about anything for them.
Massive praise kink actually. He feels like absolute shit about what happened to his knights and needs the TLC; though you also have to do a ton of aftercare for him since the crash gets so bad. You have to tread carefully with him due to his guilt and self hatred.
Very guilty breeding kink I think; the idea of starting a family and having a domestic life make his heart flutter but the reality of the war and his sins keep him from bringing it up or mentioning it. Every time you ask him to cum inside (whether you can get pregnant or not. he's so repressed and fucked up it doesn't even matter what hole he's in either) it triggers an endorphin rush that almost knocks him out.
HATES when you try to pleasure him in any way. ABHORS it. Will literally walk out of the room if you try to focus on him too much. If you want to pleasure him you have to catch him in an extremely specific mood or tell him that you literally cannot get off if he doesn't get some sort of pleasure.
Some NSFW Ancient hcs and rambles because I am unwell
18+ under the read more !!! minors and ageless blogs who interact will be blocked with no remorse and will not be unblocked ever.
Pure Vanilla Cookie
I think he'd be a switch but more on the submissive side, he doesn't have a whole lot of experience and quite frankly really enjoys being told what to do and being praised for it. The most well behaved sub you'll ever meet.
Closet pervert who can't help but think about you and whimper while fisting his dick in the midnight hours. Feels immense guilt over "ruining" your image afterwards and tries to "make it up to you" in little ways which backfire on him because as soon as he does something nice for you; you thank him and praise him and he's back in the bedroom later cumming over it.
Genuinely and guiltily would love to be your dog. You call him a cute puppy once as a joke and he can't stop thinking about it. Imagines you tugging him around with a leash and he practically cums on the spot. He would be a cute puppy though.
He primarily whimpers during sex and drools a toooon when bottoming, especially when you're praising him and he's so drunk off the pleasure he can barely remember his own name.
Loves it when you stand behind him and jerk him off while whispering that he's a good boy in his ear, really wishes you wouldn't do it in closets where anybody could find out, though.
Hollyberry Cookie
Switch who leans dominant, a milf who has a ton of experience with all sorts of partners. Despite being more dominant she doesn't actually care much and just fucks for fun.
100% not a prude and openly flirts with you and stares at your ass while you're not looking. Makes it known that she finds you attractive and WILL make it everybody else's problem.
Likes wrestling for dominance in bed, if you aren't having fun while having sex then she feels like she's failed. Extremely playful and loving despite the fact that she'd suplex you into bed if she could.
Loves worshiping her partner, you aren't allowed to have major insecurities while she's around. Stretch marks, moles, discoloration, hair in places you feel it shouldn't be, doesn't matter she loves em anyways because they make you "you".
Has a massive collection of toys that makes your head spin, some of the toys are a little intimidating and outright absolutely fucking wild. Also loves including aphrodisiacs in bed.
Dark Cacao Cookie
Prefers to top but is 100% more dominant. He has some experience but isn't very fun or exploratory in the bedroom. If you want to try something you have to petition him for it.
He has insane stamina and can last for hours, he also cums an awful lot so aftercare and clean up is essential. He does his best to care for you even if he is a little (extremely) awkward about it.
He's soo awkward about intimacy, if you stare into his eyes while he fucks you he'll get nervous and flustered. Hold his hand and he'll cum immediately. He gets better about it over time but anything too romantic makes him harder than a brick and makes him cum twice as hard.
Do NOT flirt with him outside of the bedroom he'll die. He will ignore any boner you give him and blue ball himself until he can fuck you within an inch of your life later.
Scratch his back for the love of god he loves it when he can feel your nails drag and scar his dough.
Golden Cheese Cookie
Greedy woman is a switch with a slight submissive preference. She wants to be revered and praised and worshiped. Has EXTENSIVE experience and has probably had a ton of fuck buddies in the past.
Big into being praised and worshiped, whether she's on top or on the bottom she expects you to babble on about how great she is and how radiant she looks while cumming. She expects this to also apply to you, however. You are expected to talk about how radiant and wonderful you are while you cum as well. Just two radiant treasures getting it on.
Queen of making you feel important during sex, you are one of her greatest treasures and she loves how you sing for her, overstimulation station because she won't stop until her greed is satisfied.
Honestly though; not the type to get into a relationship with if you get jealous, she 100% invites others to join you two in bed. You have 100% had a threesome with her and Hollyberry before. You are also allowed to be greedy though, just say the word and she'll graciously invite whoever you want into your shared bed chambers (within reason, obviously).
She also has an extensive collection of toys, though unlike Hollyberry her toy collection is more tame and most of them look actually usable in bed.
White Lily Cookie
Switch with no preference for domming or subbing, goes with whatever you'd like.
Honestly kind of view her as asexual, doesn't really care much for sex but appreciates the intimacy, vulnerability, and closeness it allows.
Ironically the most "vanilla" of the Ancients lmao, she'd rather just have slow sensual sex where she can relax with her lover with no shame rather than anything wild.
Not opposed to exploring for your pleasure, but she really legitimately has no preference or care.
King of aftercare, just as expected. With his sweet and caring personality and healing magic both your mental state and physical state are taken care of.
The real meat and cheese is how you handle the aftercare for him; as he prefers a more submissive role. Aftercare for Pure Vanilla should be delicate and intimate, regardless of if you were rough with him or not. Cleaning him up slowly and thoroughly and making sure to praise him for how well he did is important. Take your time pampering him and if you plan on running him a bath make sure to join him, the bonding experience is very important to him.
After the rougher experiences (involving degradation and pain) he does require more praise than usual, though.
B: Body Part
On his partner he typically prefers the chest area. Regardless of if you have breasts or not it's his absolute favorite. He loves groping and squeezing at your chest or placing his head there to hear your heartbeat, and he especially likes putting his mouth there. Loves sucking and licking at your breasts or pecs and if he's in a particularly playful mood he might bite or nip. He does have a bit of a staring problem if you wear something low cut or flattering.
On himself he prefers his hands, primarily because he uses them for healing. He doesn't have a very high opinion of himself most of the time, so he views his ability to be useful to others as his highest quality.
C: Cum
He actually cums quite a bit, being sort of repressed with very little experience leads him to be sensitive. His cum is on the thinner end and is sweeter with a hint of vanilla, and he loves watching you swallow it.
D: Dirty secret
Has genuinely considered stealing your underwear before. Due to his duties as a King and a Hero he is often away from you for days at a time and misses you greatly; and stealing your used underwear would give him your scent for a while plus something to help ease his sexual frustrations. Would never do it though, but if you did sneak your underwear into his luggage he wouldn't complain.
He also secretly has a thing for dubcon, primarily imagining being taken advantage of or taking advantage of somebody else. He's hailed as a saintly king who could do no wrong and is Pure (partially due to it being in his name), so imagining doing something so wrong as coercing sex out of somebody he has power over or somebody else taking his purity is his way of fighting against those assumptions. He'd only bring it up with a partner he'd been with for a long while who he trusts 100% though.
E: Experience
Very little experience. He might've had a romantic partner or two in the past but he's so busy he doesn't have the time to fully commit to it. Sex was also few and far between due to the stress of running a kingdom. The sex he did have was very vanilla, though.
F: Favorite position
He doesn't have a particular favorite, but loves it when he can see your chest. The sweat dripping down your chest to your stomach is enough to make his mouth water, and if possible loves watching your breasts/pecs bounce with your movements.
He does prefer you on top, but will happily be on top if that's what you want.
G: Goofy
Sex to him is a bonding experience, so he expects it to get a little silly. He wouldn't want you 100% serious and he wouldn't want to be 100% serious either, things should be relaxed enough that the two of you can joke around. There are the occasional exceptions where there's a roleplay where things will be more serious but outside of that he loves the relaxed vibes.
H: Hair
He's pretty well groomed and takes the time to make sure his pubic hair is trimmed. It's a little darker than his hair.
I: Intimacy
Big on intimacy and loves holding you and kissing you during sex, if he's unable to kiss you then he doubles his efforts to touch you. His hands constantly roam and squeeze at your body, rarely ever leaving dough untouched.
He also loves it when you extend the same to him, and you can feel the muscles under his dough twitch when you run your hands across his body. He loves it when you squeeze his thighs or press kisses to his cheeks and it leaves him breathless and giggly.
J: Jack off
In between relationships he doesn't jerk off too much, primarily due to not having a target of his sexual fantasies. If he's in a relationship though he jerks off fairly frequently. He's a pervert at heart even if he denies it or tries to hide it so he's constantly thinking about you in some way. He doesn't always jerk off when he's horny, sometimes he just likes imagining it.
K: Kink
Mommy/Daddy kink; He's a submissive cookie so really any title would work but he has a thing for older people and while he's 1000+ years old he'd like to at least pretend. The mommy kink does go hand in hand with his breast obsession and it ends with lactation.
Pet Play; Honestly this could be both him being the pet and being the master. He loves being dominated and being rewarded for following your every command, especially if the reward is you tugging his leash as he fucks into you doggy style and being allowed to cum inside to "breed" you. On the other hand he adores pampering you and thinks you look so cute in your collar and on your knees lapping at his cock like its your favorite treat. One of the rare times he can get carried away being dominant.
Cuckolding/Voyeurism; He loves watching you writhe in pleasure whether he's the cause or not. Doesn't mind watching you fuck somebody (so long as its somebody he trusts). He also doesn't mind if you're the one on the sidelines watching him fuck somebody else, though make sure you use possessive "my" when praising him. He loves being reminded even if he's riding somebody else's cock that you still "own" him.
L: Location
Prefers the bedroom due to privacy but honestly? He's a pervert. He fantasizes about fucking in hallway closets or in public places where anybody could see. He wouldn't actually do it but he likes thinking about it.
…okay maybe he would fuck in a storage closet or an unused room in the castle but that's it.
M: Motivation
Gets horny fairly easily, all you have to do is squeeze his thigh or press your chest into him and he's hard as a rock ready to go. Actually you don't even have to do that, exist anywhere near him and he's probably thinking about you bending him over the nearest flat surface and fucking him into next spring.
N: No
Absolutely will not harm you and does not want to be majorly harmed himself. He won't raise a hand against you in anyway, not even spanking, and while you can spank him you cannot strike him in any other way.
He also doesn't do dehumanization. Light degrading is fine but actively telling you you're worthless and only good as a sex slave is a no.
O: Oral
Loves giving, not so much receiving. He'll suck cock like its his day job and eat pussy until you pass out but please don't focus on him too much.
Or do, if you want him audibly sobbing and convulsing while his cock twitches down your throat.
P: Pace
Prefers going slowly and taking his time when dominating but loves it when you're rough and quick with him. Though if you want him tearing up and squirming you should take your time with him and really love up on him. The slower you go the antsier he gets. He can dish the soft sweet sensual sex but cannot take it.
Q: Quickie
He loves quickies actually, he's a busy cookie so he rarely ever gets to have the full time he'd like with you so he supplements it with quickies. Eating you out or sucking your dick or even fucking your throat, he prefers oral in these cases due to faster clean up (just swallowing).
R: Risk
I'd give him a 4/10 likelihood of doing something that gets him caught. He has a reputation to uphold and though the thought of wearing a plug to a meeting is hot in conception it wouldn't be very sexy in reality. Fucking in unused rooms in halls rarely treaded by others in the castle is a rare treat for him.
S: Stamina
Being an ancient hero means he actually has SIGNIFICANT stamina. He can go multiple rounds without tiring and even then he gets so lost in pleasure he doesn't want to stop when exhausted. If you get tired but want to keep going he's more than happy to take the wheel, though you may need to remind him you're a regular cookie and not an ancient like him because he will fuck you into passing out if distracted.
T: Toys
He owns a few toys, most were gag gifts from Hollyberry but he does on occasion use them if desperate. In a relationship with somebody he trusts more he does end up growing a collection of vibrators, collars, leashes, plugs, and a few other bits and bobs. Mostly for use on him but some on his partner. He has a personalized collar with a charm in the shape of his soul jam he wears during puppy play as well as a plug of a golden retriever tail.
He doesn't own any bigger toys that can't be hid easily, though.
U: Unfair
Depends on his mood and whether he's dominating. He doesn't get the chance to be unfair as a sub but as a dom he'd be very unfair in that the pleasure is solely focused on you and he will hold you down so you can take everything he gives you. Honestly prefers being on the receiving end of unfair teasing.
V: Volume
He's not very loud, most of the time its low groans, sighs, gasps, and moans. He does get louder if you tie him down and overstimulate him but he's never loud enough to draw attention.
W: Wild card
Loves being used as your sex toy, actually. It's his guilty pleasure to be degraded and praised by you as you tie him down to use his cock and holes as you please, to feel you stretch him open or clench around his cock as you tell him what a pretty toy he is and how you love his cum. That if you weren't so selfish you'd let others use him but he's yours.
He does need a ton of aftercare and reassurance that you don't see him as a sex object though (being the handsome and beautiful cookie he is means he's been sexualized against his will for most of his life, so its partially reclaiming that sexuality).
X: X-Ray
He's slightly smaller than average in his normal form but his awakened form makes him larger. He has a few veins on the sides.
Y: Yearning
Fairly high libido, though he typically ignores it if he doesn't have a sexual partner.
Z: Zzz
He prefers to make sure you're alright before passing out, so it takes him a while to fall asleep after a session. He also just doesn't sleep that much in general, with the soul jam providing most of the energy he needs to survive days without sleep.
Authors Notes; Quite frankly I view this guy as extremely vanilla (lmao) so. Ao3 version here
A: Aftercare
Not the best at aftercare but also not the worst. He's extremely awkward as he cleans you up, avoiding eye contact with you or your bits for too long as he wipes you down. Cuddling is also out of the question, as the intimacy would probably give him a second wind and make clean up pointless.
Post awakening, however, he gets much better. He's still awkward but no longer tries to avoid eye contact or touching you too much. Cuddling is still awkward as he does get hard again but he typically ignores it or jerks off, or if you allow it you go again repeating the whole process.
B: Body Part
Dark Cacao Cookie is, quite frankly, an ass man. Due to the nature of the Dark Cacao Kingdom's weather he is safe from the torment of tight clothes and short skirts and shorts, but even if you bend over in the most modest clothing possible his brain takes it and runs with it. Pervy old man who can't stop thinking about your ass even if its during a meeting. He loves spooning and feeling your ass against him. His second favorite part of you is your eyes and how you look at him so deeply in love, though he'd rather die than admit something so intimate and vulnerable.
His favorite part on himself are his arms, they're toned well to better wield his sword and protect his people. He loves it when he can feel you grip his arm for security or balance while walking together, as it makes him feel like he is fully capable of protecting you.
Post awakening his favorite body part on himself are his legs, he worked hard to climb those stairs damn it.
C: Cum
His cum is thick and bitter and he cums a lot. He loves cumming in or on your ass, though if you have a pussy he tries to avoid cumming inside (despite his breeding kink, he's not entirely ready to have another child). Post awakening he does lose that habit and loves cumming inside just to watch it leak out of your ruined hole, and if he's feeling indulgent will fuck it back in with his fingers.
D: Dirty secret
Post awakening Dark Cacao is honestly obsessed with watching you choke on his cock and hopes that you never work on your gag reflex. Its his absolute guilty pleasure to watch you sputter and gasp after taking his massive dick down your throat and he does accidentally get too rough sometimes. He makes it up to you with a ton of praise and like 3 orgasms afterwards so maybe the pain is worth it.
E: Experience
He's had a few partners in the past and clearly had a kid with one of them, so he has some experience. Though pre awakening he's fairly vanilla and hesitates to actually explore kinks and new positions.
F: Favorite position
Honestly boring as fuck and prefers missionary, but after awakening any position that allows him easy access to watch your ass jiggle as he fucks into you is a win in his book. Though he also loves it when you sit on his face. The only exception to the watching your ass rule is when he can hold it and squeeze your cheeks. He prefers to top but will make an exception on occasion.
G: Goofy
Fairly serious but not like militant serious. Sex isn't something he gets to have very often due to his position so he doesn't want to goof off the entire time. Post awakening he loosens up considerably and relaxes.
H: Hair
Well groomed and black with a few white hairs few and far between.
I: Intimacy
Pre awakening he's extremely awkward and tries to avoid anything too romantic, but its very obvious that things like holding his hand, kissing him, or touching him in extremely casual ways works him up more. Post awakening he learns to lean into it and becomes more romantic himself, though it also means that you're in for it every single time.
Pre awakening if you told him "I love you" during sex he'd cum prematurely and get embarrassed and stop, post awakening he still cums prematurely but just fucks the cum further into you while he praises you and tells you how much he loves you back.
J: Jack off
Doesn't jerk off at all, not because its shameful but simply because he doesn't have the time or privacy to do so. He always has an advisor hanging around him or outside his door waiting for something, and even the rare moments he has any peace he still isn't very keen on masturbating in case something happens and he needs to be ready to fight. Paranoid, maybe, but he'd rather be sexually frustrated then fight with his cock out.
K: Kink
Cockwarming; Intimacy is what gets him really going and what's more intimate than doing paperwork with his cock stuffed in your ass? Probably a lot of things but he doesn't really care. Loves feeling you squeeze and squirm on top of him while he presses absent minded kisses to your neck while filling out mindless forms. His hand is also pressed firmly into your hip to prevent you from moving.
Praise; Now you might think him giving the praise is the kink, but it's not. He'll praise you regardless, it's you praising him that gets him worked up. All the ancients have very low opinions of themselves, so hearing their partners talk about how much they love them and how good they are at providing and protecting is one of the sexiest things you can do. This especially applies for Dark Cacao after all of his failures.
Tell him that he's a wonderful king and husband and he's taken such good care of you and he gets a little louder and his hips stutter as he fucks into you, tell him that you love and adore him so much and that he's your world and he cums hard and deep.
Body Worship; Yet again something mutual but really enjoys on himself in a guilty way. Focus on his arms, his stomach, and his legs trailing kisses and bites across the dough. He doesn't typically bottom or sub, so it's extremely rare that you get to do it so make sure to savor the moment by going as slowly as possible. You've really gotta appreciate the way the muscles twitch under his dough as you drag your lips across his abs, or the way his thighs tense when you gentle bite at the inside. When you're finally done playing with him you can focus on his cock, which is painfully hard and leaking so much pre you'd think he'd already cum.
It doesn't take him long to cum down your throat afterwards.
L: Location
The bedroom and maybe at some point the throne room. He's not willing to take too many risks in being seen or interrupted.
M: Motivation
Another pervert where your mere existence is enough to get him going, though you bending over helps. Being romantic with him is another thing that gets him going; telling him you love him, bringing him meals when he's too busy, kissing his cheeks or the palm of his hand. Anything soft and domestic works him up.
N: No
He won't do blood/jam play at all. He's willing to do impact play by spanking you or even slapping other parts of your body but actually drawing jam is where he draws the line. He's also not willing to watch somebody else fuck you, though he will allow a third to participate if they're trusted enough (the other ancients, for example).
He's also not touching daddy kink or any other fauxcest.
O: Oral
Loves both giving and getting oral, and he enjoys it when you tug at his hair or tie it up and hold it for him. Crush his face between your thighs or hold his head down and fuck his throat, it just means he's doing a good job. Would prefer if you came down his throat or in his mouth, but wouldn't really complain if you did it on his face.
Getting oral he rests his hand on your head, and depending on your preferences he either just leaves it there or uses it as leverage to fuck into your throat. Loves cumming down your throat or all over your face.
P: Pace
Dark Cacao's usual pace is slow but deep. When he does get the time to have sex he prefers it to last a while and for you both to cum multiple times. It's less fucking and more making love, but if you call it that he gets flustered and cums too fast.
Q: Quickie
He doesn't really do quickies nor does he enjoy them. He prefers to take his time.
R: Risk
No risk. He not only has a reputation but he also can't get hard if he's too anxious or nervous. He's old as hell give him a break.
Though he probably has fucked you in a closet at some point when you were both drunk after one of Hollyberry's parties.
S: Stamina
Dark Cacao has INSANE stamina and can go multiple rounds without ever getting tired. He also has the energy to pick you up and manhandle you if you get tired.
T: Toys
He's not opposed to them but he doesn't own any himself. He might not see the point in vibrators or dildos since he's right there but he does see the use in them after catching you fucking yourself with one (and getting a nice view of your ass). He's also not opposed to trying a vibrating plug on himself, though he'd never approach you with his curiosities out of embarrassment.
U: Unfair
Dark Cacao isn't that unfair and doesn't really tease you much unless he's tipsy or in a playful mood, that is until he awakens. Post awakening he becomes more unfair and and much more playful, testing his resolve by keeping just the tip of his cock in your hole and seeing how long you two can last before he either gives up or you make a compelling enough argument.
V: Volume
He's fairly quiet outside of the rare grunt or moan, but he does praise and degrade you quite a bit.
W: Wild card
You both have 100% had a threesome with one of the other ancients before; after one of Hollyberry's gatherings. He'd never admit openly (at least until he awakens) but he really enjoyed it.
X: X-Ray
Dark Cacao is fairly large and rather thick, and he only gets bigger post awakening. You need adequate foreplay before he can penetrate regardless.
His dick also has thick veins on the side.
Y: Yearning
His libido is fairly high but he's so disciplined he typically just ignores it. Had it not been for his status as king and his aversion to doing anything that could risk his position he'd probably be having sex more frequently.
Z: Zzz
Dark Cacao takes a while to fall asleep after sex, he needs to check up on you to make sure you're okay and, sometimes if his worries get really bad, do a quick sweep of the castle to make sure everything is okay.
