#snackooed

[aceattorneytextposts]

Imagine Ema having a tumblr and posting something like, “For every reblog this post gets, I’ll throw a snackoo at Klavier Gavin.”

And later, when the post as thousands of reblogs, Klavier himself reblogs it saying, “Please stop rebloging this; I’m just trying to work, and I’m covered in these things.”

[jaastice]

is it gay to pee

[achtungx]

@snackooed

          “ fraulein. can you tell what sort of fabric this shirt is made of? ”

[achtungx]

@snackooed

          “ can science explain why my boyfriend is so radiant and beautiful? ”

[jaastice]

[text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT  ☆

[SMS: EMA]> ???? what??> its 2 in the morning> a WEEKDAY> what HALLWAY> i can’t believe you’re an enforcer of the law and yet you text me like “haha apollo lube slip n slide be there or be square haha”> clearly the city of los angeles is in good hands

[jaastice]

kids eat free at dennys

MAKE HORN HEAD THE BOY WONDER SMILE ☆

WHERES MY BIKE

[jaastice]

🔗 roast me

MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO ☆

      ‘ QUIET, PLEASE! it’s snack time. ‘ 

           quickly he schools his face into the detective’s signature scowl, brows furrowed and lips pushed out into a pout. he’s having a little too much fun with this already, turning back to face ema with the glare still in place. 

                    ‘ let’s think about this… ‘

              ‘ SCIENTIFICALLY. ‘

[observings]

@snackooed replied to your photoset

d will never issappear imagine how is touch the sky

SHUT UP KAT