#snagemall

[gnzma]

@snagemall​:

“nice purple crocs dork”

THROWS THEM BOTH AT HIS STUPID FACE

[lookertickets]

@snagemall​  asked:  you and John look a like.

“  indeed,  we  do!  however,  there  are  some  differences  between  the  two  of  us  that  are  quite  obvious.  he  has  not  shaved  in  a  good  while,  no!  and,  he  also  has,  ah  ...  pinkeye.  ”

[sekizein]

‘ hold on just a sec’, unc’. ’ grabs a bottle of wax, pours some on tape, rolls up emmet’s sleeve & rips off all hairs on his arm.

         stares. oblivious.  “  ooh. what’s that for, wes–  ”

        “  FFFFFFUUUUUUCK !  “

         local nephew is getting noogie’d to DEATH.

@snagemall

[spikemuthtoothfairy]

“Spikemuth isn’t that big, my guy. Literally half of the town can hear you drinkin’ your piss or whatever-”

[grandiflorae]

@snagemall​

the fuck’s a kebab? the fuck’s a kebab? a childhood friend! a shoulder to cry on! someone to guide you through hazy, booze - filled evenings! dare he say, a beloved family member!

“  probably your new best mate-  ”

[vindictes]

' who names their kid giovanni? like. . . ouch, man. '

          shoots the brat in the face without lifting his gaze from his phone

[volot]

@snagemall​ replied :

‘ gramps’

... a glance left. then a glance right. a brow raises, ever-so slow in question. his smile has yet to fall.

“pardon? i’m afraid if you’re searching for an old man, he’s left before i could catch wind of him! such speed, for an elderly fellow... perhaps worth giving chase?”

[shepherd-tothestars]

@snagemall​ asked:

‘ look, i know yer gonna say ‘no’ to my question anyway ‘cause of all the times I’ve made ya’ uncomfortable, but ‘least recognize that I am puttin’ in the effort to try ‘n get to know ya’ better, dulse.

so, would ya’ like to. . . i dunno, go out or sumthin’ ? there’s a diner out along the coast of orre we could go to first. ’

“You are seeking a one to one social experience, then. A ‘date’ you call it.” Dulse was unsure. Something like that was a waste of time to him. They should be continuing the Celebi investigation, but he supposed humans had need for food to manage their energy levels. He would be wrong to push Wes to keep going if he had wanted to stop at one of these ‘diners’. Dulse himself had very minimal experience with eating human foods, so he was somewhat curious.

“...We may stop briefly. You can ask your questions as you please, I do not have anything to hide if you are still seeking information about myself. I understand humans are just as curious as we are, but my curiosity tends to lie elsewhere than the personal histories of others. Then again, perhaps I should be more invested... the history of you trainers and pokemon are something I require deeper understanding of.” ...Was he treating this as some kind of research venture? That wasn’t the point of a date at all, really, then again how would you expect Dulse to know what a date was actually for? Even with his current attitude on the subject, maybe he will come to realize...