HALF-LIFE CRISIS

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[grandiflorae]

wash your hands of where you've been until you FLOOD THE SECOND FLOOR neatly fold your skeletons but still can't SHUT THE CLOSET DOOR

chairman rose of pkmn swsh ; penned by basil

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@nx-encxres​

“  hm? oh, maybe back in the day, sure . . . ”  he’s definitely not texting oleana right now to see if she wants a kebab later too.

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@snagemall​

the fuck’s a kebab? the fuck’s a kebab? a childhood friend! a shoulder to cry on! someone to guide you through hazy, booze - filled evenings! dare he say, a beloved family member!

“  probably your new best mate-  ”

[grandiflorae]

“  if you’ve not sloppily devoured a kebab at 3 am whilst blind drunk, have you even really LIVED ?  ” sounded like a good plan for the evening, really.

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DISTRUST PROMPTS for characters who don’t / no longer trust one another. as always, feel free to tweak these as needed, take care, and have fun!

Accuser:

‘why should i trust you after what you did?’

‘how am i supposed to believe a word you say?’

‘i’m not falling for that again.’

‘i know better than to trust you any more.’

‘i’m sorry. i just can’t take that risk.’

‘what? you think i’m blind?’

‘this is exactly the kind of thing you would lie to me about.’

‘you’re just not someone i can trust.’

‘you can say whatever you like, i’m not going to believe you.’

‘i wish i could believe you. but i can’t.’

‘if you’re lying, i’ll make you pay for it.’

‘i can see it all over your face.’

‘we’ve played poker together. i know your tells.’

‘you must really think that i’m stupid.’

‘you had your chance, and you blew it.’

Accused:

‘i’m telling you that i’m innocent. why won’t you believe me?’

‘don’t make that face. i’m telling the truth.’

‘you’ll be sorry when you realise i’m innocent.’

‘come on. you know when i’m lying, right?’

‘i’m not going to forget this.’

‘you’ll pay for not believing me. just you wait and see.’

‘is there really nothing i can say that’ll change your mind?’

‘wow. i didn’t realise you had this low an opinion of me.’

‘why would i lie about this?’

‘just this once. and then i’ll never ask you to listen to me again.’

‘i’m not what you think i am.’

‘i made a mistake. i’m trying to put it right, now.’

‘i can’t believe you would question me on this.’

‘what kind of monster do you think i am?’

‘you’re making a huge mistake. you have to listen to me.’

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BLOODBORNE SENTENCE MEME.

The morning always comes.

This will be your home, for now.

Look at you, you sorry drunk.

Don’t you worry. This will help you forget.

I’ve never been use to anyone.

I only wanted to help…

Your blood is tainted.

You shall not abscond your crimes!

Is it the blood, or are you just raving mad?

This can’t be the real you. …Please, stop.

I have no time for your petty lies.

I will never leave your side.

Your presence somehow soothes.

I only wanted…to be your….friend

Would you ever think to love me?

You let the blood get the best of you.

Remember yourself. You are not a beast.

You are no more than a beast. I should’ve known.

Too proud to show your true face, eh?

I don’t seem apt for this life anymore.

Please, just stop. Stop, please!

Of course…I do love you.

We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood.

My eyes grow heavy…Let me rest a while. I’ll be fine, just wait.

Whatever can be gained from this place, it will do more harm than good.

We must find a way to surpass our own stupidity. 

Isn’t it time someone put you out of your misery?

I’d like to tender my thanks, but I haven’t much to offer.

Just think about what you’re doing. It’s utter madness.

What good is your immortality now!

You’ll be one of them, sooner or later.

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Have you got a screw loose? Or is it your…animal intuition?

You hunters have got more blood on your hands.

Hunters are killers, nothing less!

You call me a beast? A beast? What would you know? I didn’t ask for this!

Without fear in our hearts, we’re little different from the beasts themselves.

You can’t bottle everything up inside. You mustn’t be afraid to share.

Rancid beasts, every last one of us.

I should think you still have dreams?

But…do the gods love their creations?

May the good blood guide your way.

You know not the value you posses. 

The things you hunt, they’re not beasts. They’re people.

If you insist on hunting them, then I will hunt you first. You understand me?

What is the meaning of this? Why turn your blade on me?

Oh don’t you worry. Whatever happens, you may think it all a mere bad dream.

[hackerdefalt]

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dracospiritus·:

His vibes feel off. A sigh leaves him as he sits down in the middle of the field of Hammerlocke’s gym, Cinnamon sitting on his lap and snuggling up to him; the heavy scent of apple pie in the air coming from the Appletun. She only does this when he’s upset, and she can tell that he is, even if he won’t outwardly show it.

what was chairman good for, if not interrupting moments he should not be part of? he’d dismissed oleana by gym’s entrance, assuring her he’d be brief. if she began to grow concerned about length of wait, simply wait longer. easy enough! rose thought he saw her start to roll eyes as he turned. good ol’ oleana!

what kept him from barging right onto the field, hand raised in greeting wave, he’d never know. or even question. instead, however, he approached field from stands, plucking shades from where they’d been upon nose for entire evening. too cool to take them off as sun set? maybe.

rose did not speak, even as he dropped into seat in front row. he kicked feet up onto railing, leaning to side to keep eye on hammerlocke’s gym leader. something had really gotten to him, huh?

[grandiflorae]

i am BEGGING past basil to explain his logic in organizing the sword pc boxes the way they are-

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half the boxes are SEEMINGLY organized && have names but partway through pkmn that don’t fit the theme (foreign language, 5iv+, etc) show up there are 6 boxes of breedjects (some of which i have no idea why i was breeding), a box of unhatched eggs, whatever the hell this vaguely organized but also extremely mysterious box is

&& my personal favourite ancient egypt

[grandiflorae]

i am BEGGING past basil to explain his logic in organizing the sword pc boxes the way they are-

[cheatcommandos-deactivated20180]

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

[screenshotsofdespair]

[rthrmrgn]

[iasipstan]

me disassociating

[grandiflorae]

hmm . . . rainbow rocket rose w both doggos but also nigh fully controlled by eternatus

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puts on a bigger pair of shades && shorts that say enemy of the state across the ass

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[grandiflorae]

found a freshly started shield run where i’ve yet to get my dex && have two (2) pkmn. balanced team gg

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perhaps tn i start a new swsh save 👀