#snail thoughts

[macphoto]

snail 🐌 5.13.18

fun fact: i dislocated my knee taking these

[snail-eggs]

dr jack abbot i’ve grown fond of you and your dry, offputting flirting

[snuddz]

on my puter talking to my moots

[thebignav]

snail maxxing

[photos-drawings-and-jazz]

Little snail pal I found while studying for exams

[your-local-stranger-gremlin]

My mother hates Harold. BUT HES AMAZING, HES A CHILL GUY

I love him.

He's now my child.

He may not be biologically or legally mine

But nobody can stop me. If he needs to consume my flesh so be it.

[kurbiismind]

Oh hey,

💞💖🐌💖💞

[soma5400]

Introducing! Snailrator!! 🐌

Hello everyone! I wanted to bring you all a silly idea I had, meet Snailrator!

He’s the Narrator that’s also a snail, such a simple yet goofy concept

Here’s some lore

Snailrator lore:

Scared of cucumbers

Can't use chopsticks (can technically use them but its the principle)

President (not sure of where though)

Can change sizes, so small he fits on your finger, or bigger then you could see in one view

Is the most powerful being in the universe (this is just because its funny)

Adventure follows him wherever he goes. Be it good or bad. Housefire? Snailrator, robbery? Snailrator, Fell down the stairs? Snailrator, Won the lottery? Snailrator, wife divorced you? Snailrator

I hope everyone enjoys him as much as I do!