#ah good

[strawberryjamikins]

“good morning! first order of business, we murdered a portion of this villages population. worry not ! they were criminals.”

[bjurnberg]

All Part Of A Balanced Breakfast

[attollogame]

“  you should be scared of me. i like that you’re not.  ” 

For Dreamwalker 👀

You can’t see anything; the world is swathed in the darkness around you. You can’t see anything, but you can certainly still feel everything. You can feel fingers tracing down your spine, a puff of amused breath on the side of your neck, the sensation of his presence drawing nearer and pulling away.

Teasing. Taunting. 

You turn in circles like a confused child, trying to locate where he is, but you know that the probability of actually catching him is next to nothing. This is his world—the dream world—and only he can dictate when he wants to be found. It’s something that’s frustrated you endlessly ever since he first appeared. 

“You look lost.” His voice rumbles to your right, and you spin quickly on your heels to face him. You’re met with nothing but still, eerie darkness in return. 

“Am I that hard to find?” He’s on your left this time. You turn again, and once more you’re met with unmoving darkness. Your hands clench into fists and you let out a sound of annoyance as you turn away. 

He’s like a night stalker; he can see you, but you can’t see him, and the unbalance of odds is incredibly unfair. 

“You should be happy I can’t find you,” you spit back, pressing your fists against your thighs. You try to level your breathing and urge your prone body—resting safely in your bed at the inn—to wake up. The faster you get out of here, the better. 

A soft, melodious laugh is what you earn with your comment as another finger traces down the back of your neck. The motion causes a flurry of shivers to erupt up your spine as you jerk forward, away from his reach. 

You don’t get far, though. A hand comes from the darkness and covers over your eyes, pulling you until your back is pressed against something warm, and firm, and so terribly real. 

“You should be scared of me,” his voice is a velvet knife slicing across your throat as he presses his lips against your ear, “I like that you’re not.” 

[guillaumerocquelin]

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[asktheheirofslytherin]

Do you have one dick or two like a snake?

I have the strong urge to answer this inquiry in a similar nonsensical fashion. 

Why yes. I have two, and they happen to be covered in scales. 

[micecakes]

>looks at my bank account: hm not much in here

>spends money anyway

>immediately stresses out

[cryinginthetub]

Song of the Day 16/05/2019

Title: X (Mwah)

Artist: Hellions

Album: Rue

Genre: Post-Hardcore/Pop Rock

Year: 2018

[rocketbcss]

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd now i ship surge/gio