#sneople

[mimiri22-6]

wAIT! WAIT WATI WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS HOW SNEOPLE THEORY CAN STILL WINNNN!!

[discount-supervillain]

Snake people, or “Sneople” do not exist, and it is the continued position of Beach City Officials that any sightings, contact, or other incidents are the result of hoaxes or infectious paranoia. If you or someone you love believes they have come into contact with Sneople, please send a report to the office of Mayor Pizza, so that it can be properly shredded.

[bigbootart]

REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!

after the new year i had recently finished a binge of ninjago, so i decided to draw my favorite villain, aspheera!

[omg-snakes]

Okay so this might be one of the more off the wall questions you’ve ever received. So if snakes were people, how would they design their house. If I were a snake man, what kind of floor and wall shapes would be ideal for me to live in. Like I’m imagining a sort of cistern kind of shaped room with a mulch floor but what kind of person has a mulch floor?? What would a person use as flooring if they were a snake?

Uhhhhh hmm...

Okay.

I think a snake people would live in a Hobbit-style house with round doors, small-side-of-average circular rooms with domed ceilings, and tunnel-shaped hallways. Probably a few skylights in common areas. Conversation pit in the living room. It would feel a little cramped to the average person, and might be a bit cluttered. Furniture would be rustic hardwood with stone inlays and overstuffed chairs and sofas with lots of extra pillows. Their bed would be either a cozy hammock or a pillowtop mattress. The floors would be slate tile or sealed concrete with in-floor heating, with fluffy shag accent carpets that a snerson's toes can dig into, but that has good traction and isn't slippy. The bathroom would have a built-in sauna and/or rainfall shower. The kitchen would be embarrassingly small and poorly outfitted. Sneople love to eat but they're not big on cooking.

Lots of plants, polished stones, macrame. Not a ton of wall art (curved walls!) but a few choice pieces may be framed and displayed on tables and desks.

Aesthetic would trend towards plush, cozy, a little witchy but not goth, a little cottagecore but not cutesy, nature colors, natural lighting.

They often prefer passive hobbies like watching movies or playing games rather than arts and crafts, but some sneople find joy in interior design or gardening. When the weather is nice, many also engage in outdoor activities like rock climbing, swimming, fishing, or hiking.

[bruneburg]

Three sneople and one rude.

[theeldritchdarling]

This is how I imagine the inside of the snake people’s homes to look like

[disgustedorite]

The sneople were never gonna turn out to be real because they were a direct and obvious parody of the antisemitic conspiracy theory about shapeshifting reptilians, which is conspiracy theorist code for Jews, and this should have been plainly obvious with the same episode seeing Steven, a Jewish boy, mistaken for a snerson along with his family, and the nail should have been fully driven in if it wasn't already by a later episode when we saw the same type of reptilian conspiracy theory type bullshit being applied to "rock people" (Steven and his family, again) by the same guy

[rebswashere]

An older pic of Xsethis, my snerson wiz/bard/lock character.