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[todays-xkcd]

People say setting of fireworks indoors is dangerous, but I looked at their energy release and it's like 10^-40 foe; totally negligible.

SNEWS [Explained]

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[Ponytail is walking into her room. The room has a bed, a set of drawers and a large sci-fi device mounted on the ceiling. Hairy is standing in the room, pointing up at the device.] Hairy: What's that device? Ponytail: Part of the supernova early warning system. Ponytail: There hasn't been a Milky Way supernova in over a century. Ponytail: Astronomers don't want to miss the next one.

[Close up of Ponytail, now sitting on the end of the bed] Ponytail: 20 years ago, we set up a supernova alert system using neutrino detectors. Ponytail: It should give us a few hours' advance notice.

[In a frame-less panel the view zooms back out, showing Ponytail and Hairy.] Ponytail: If it ever goes off, every astronomer on earth will scramble to point their equipment at the sky. Hairy: Oh, OK. So is that a detector? Or some kind of telescope?

[The panel moves to the right, showing Hairy walking away. Ponytail is still on the end of the bed, raising a clenched fist for dramatic effect.] Ponytail: Fireworks launcher. Ponytail: I refuse to sleep through a supernova. Hairy: I think I'll spend the night at my place instead.

[anyataylorjoy]

Sanditon News Part 1/?

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[benmendo]

What happened to me was I had a nothing kind of teen home life. I was sort of jumping from pillar to post; I didn’t really have a stable home life or anything like that – and I found acting and it gave me something to concentrate on, something to do. You know, I had nothing else in my life, really.

[anyataylorjoy]

Sanditon News Part 2/?

[the-sheriff-raped-the-goat]

Snark snorkel

[nakeddeparture]

Barbados. SNews picked ONE video out of FOUR to share on its platform. The video it shared DID NOT show kids being harassed. However,

https://youtu.be/jlV9SeH2JuA

with little coaxing, Bajans were riled up and jumped on the ‘go-get-her’ bandwagon. Miss Benedict is here to say she WILL survive, because her intent came from a pure place. Share this too with SNews. Naked!!

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[evelynstarshine]

shenzhou 16 launches 3 astronauts into space

choice

[kiranherbert]

10 Tips for Boosting Last-Minute Holiday Sales at Your Outdoor Store