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the only siblings ever actually
i love how maddy will say things and rhydian will like. Physically Cringe. he had to stop eating here so he could close his eyes this is killing me asdfghjgf
wolfblood antagonists be like: autistic ginger, little rich gay boy, quirked up white boy, homeless woman, exotic animal trafficker, alpha male, elderly couple with a gun, psycho scientist, terrifying girlboss head of security, gregory house, possessed white girl, lesbian teenage girl, another lesbian teenage girl, lesbian teenage girl who's good at science, scheming eunuch, child burn victim, tweaker henchman, speciest taekwondo gym owner, hitler, the entire united kingdom
Shannon: You may ask me one question. That’s it. Make it count.
Jana: Why aren’t there lowercase and uppercase numbers?
Shannon:
Shannon: What?
Jana: I want to write loud numbers.
first season pre first transformation: energy, restlessness, related aches and pains, irritability, playfulness last seasons pre first transformation: full on flu symptoms, fevers, no emotional/behavioral changes that we see first season (full moon) transformations: calm, family time, moon focused, joining hands and stuff, smiling and happy last seasons (full moon) transformations: snarling, energy filled, "scary", uncontrollable, more werewolf like kinda hate the way they made it more "scary werewolves evil gathering" less "spiritual nature pack of wolf humans" in the later seasons, they just were snarling the whole time lmaoo
Happy belated 3rd birthday, bg3 🎉
Just venting my frustration over this INCREDIBLE ADVISE my parents and their friends are giving me.
I think that Elon Musk is an object lesson in moral philosophy.
Like, he's the epitome of self-interest; the closest thing real life can produce to a Randian hero. And by any reasonable standard, he's won at life! He's the richest man ever to live, and he's getting richer; he controls the channels of information and communication; the government of what remains the world's only superpower waits on his command. If capitalism had a victory condition, he would surely have achieved it. And yet...
He's empty. He's an absolute sucking void of neediness. His own children hate his guts. He pays professional gamers to run up impossibly high scores in every game under the sun because the pale glow of being praised by epic bacon chuds online is the closest thing that he can feel to love.
Like. I can't tell you what a soul is, but I think you neglect it at your peril.
#He has such a vile anti-personality that even CONVICTED PEDOPHILES thought him insufferable
He has such a vile anti-personality that his own children would rather forego half a trillion dollars in inheritance than maintain a relationship with him.
I never really thought about it until this tweet but I think Oates clocked him completely. He spends all day on Twitter posting and NEVER talks about anything he enjoys. He has an enormous family and infinite money and yet he seems entirely joyless.
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Would you eat this Pokemon? [#0102: Exeggcute]
This Pokemon is inherently inedible (e.g. poisonous, inorganic)
I have moral issues with eating this Pokemon
I doubt this Pokemon would taste good even if technically edible to some degree
Parts of this Pokemon may be edible
This is a very edible Pokemon!
btw the "women aren't written in a compelling way" argument quickly falls flat when the people who say these things also happen to be fans of MEN who aren't written well. you can argue that its the system which is misogynistic all you want, but drooling over a gimmick-y trope-y male character a second after tells me all i need to know
i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.