#snickers bar

[swagrum76-on-chrome]

Undertale AU where Sans gives the human a snickers bar to pacify them during his fight, as even he knows that you're not you when you're hungry. Surprisingly, this tactic seems to work, as the human decides to do a pacifist route next reset. After that, Sans is like "good job kid" and stuff. Shockingly, his snickers bar tactic actually would work on the evils of the multiverse too, even Nightmare Sans would change due to it. This Sans doesn't have any fancy attire or anything, he just looks like normal Sans.

[atrans-transformers-fan]

I'ma feed Caine snickers if he ever becomes real

Cus I like em a lot, I wanna share my favourite little autism snacks with him

[onewaysigns]

trick or treat!

have a treat!

[nanmo-wakaran]

mini caramel cheesecakes

[bawlbrayker]

I was (gently) bullied into doing my first ever @galladrabbles by @sweetperversiongirl, so here goes!

Prompt was "End of the World" from @shinygalaxyperson

Mickey stomps through the front door, and slams it behind him, heading straight to the couch where he flops down dramatically, kicking his boots off and unzipping his vest.

"Jesus Christ, how do you expect me to work in these conditions?" He huffs.

Ian pokes his head out of the kitchen where he's preparing dinner.

"You ok Mick? What's wrong?"

"I went to the store after the last pick-up, but they were out of Snickers bars" Mickey whined.

 "Awww c'mon Mick. It's not the end of the world" Ian grins, as he pulls out a Snickers from his secret stash.

[oldphotosnobodycaresabout]

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

The only action I've gotten recently is the dick vein Snickers bar.

YO! THE WAY I LAUGHEEEDDD!

This is so funny for so many reasons. One! That's tragic. We gotta turn that choc into cock. TWO! I was talking to a friend of mine a few weeks ago about favorite chocolate bars, and I said mine was a Snickers and then something about them being covered in veins. He laughed and said: 'that seems about right'. Yes, even my non-tumblr friends are aware that I'm a fucking degenerate.

NOW, he sends me Snickers memes. Here are the two most recent:

He's literally the best. We talk about the Mets games and he teases me about Dylan. I tease him about his current e-girl crush. He reads my stories and provides /10 ratings like some kind of smut-loving Roger Ebert. It's fucking hilarious. He gets to see select content from here of you guys running amok and it brings him great joy.

tldr; I love my friend and this ask.

Edited to add his reaction (i.e. evidence of above):

I think anon sent this a while ago when people were sending me asks about having relationships with chocolate-covered almonds, but I'm not sure. I'm VERY behind on some asks.

[shironezuninja]

I Really do not enjoy Bug Season. I was like Chuckie Finster from Rugrats, cowardly trying to hunt down and swat dead a common, but large enough to disturb me, house fly.