#snoobs

[amarnxs]

La distorsión de los valores ha llegado al punto en que las personas discretas se consideran arrogantes, las personas modestas se consideran poco claras y los que no ceden ante las modas se llaman snobs. Ser auténtico se ha convertido en un delito personal. O la criatura es parte del rebaño, o es una bestia.

Eternizado / Abril 21

[addicted-to-pens]

Sometimes I think "you know I'm pretty mature for my age" and then I'll remember that I started dying cause I imagined instead of boobs we called them "snoobs" and just lost it because...... "snoobies"

[bro-vangogh]

Looking through your soul

[applesaucegirlboss]

there's clearly fictional universes where snake women have snoobies and fictional universes where snake women don't have snoobies but are there any fictional universes where snake women don't naturally have snoobies but can grow snoobies with magic or medication

[uncanniestvalentine]

My bf got a haircut and now we're having a gif war over text bc he says he looks like shit and I'm like, actually,

[uncanniestvalentine]

NOW THE CHILD IS TRYING TO WOO ME AND LEO BY CALLING US HER “GIRL”FRIENDS

SO I SAID (leo has earbuds in and child can’t hear me) “OKAY FIRST OF ALL, NEITHER OF US ARE GIRLS, AND SECOND OF ALL, BITCH, YOU’RE UGLY, AND ALSO 5″

[uncanniestvalentine]

i’m a great boyfriend :,)

[uncanniestvalentine]

dwarga, t-posing on the ceiling with his space powers at 3am: bery gun, pevin

derzet, sobbing: i don’t know what that means