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Axel: That looks cool.

me: Ew, it's orange.

Axel: What? That's red.

me: It's ERNGE!

Axel: It's red!

me: It's blood-orange!

Axel: I'm looking at it and I see red!

me: You can't even see red!

Axel, who is literally red-green colorblind: NO BUT I CAN DISTINGUISH IT

just got Jesus on a zimbio “what bible character are you” quiz ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

jade harley vs the world

(( -thinks hard about merpac au- Tony is a Sharpedo....

Sharks have two dingle dongs.............. ))

headphonist replied to your photo: ilu steph

what if i prod u lovingly with the wolf dildo u jerk

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