Radio Transylvania

A podcast about spooky songs, eerie tunes, and things that go bump in the night 

[spookynerdiness]

Halloween, 1992

[radiotransylvania]

Is it really Halloween if you haven't watched this classic yet? Lyrics below the cut 🎃

I wouldn't change places With anyone tonight We'll carve pumpkin faces And watch the witches flight

Every human heart will shudder Every soul will shake with fear Tonight, the creepiest Tonight, the scariest Tonight, the most wonderful night Of the year Anything can happen on Halloween Your dog could turn into a cat There may be a toad in your bass guitar Or your sister could turn into a bat

Christmas time brings the snow Summer time brings the sun But on Halloween your blood begins to run Something spooky's going down now Anything can happen on Halloween It's better than a video Gremlins gonna mess up every cassette From London to Idaho April first can be fun New Year's Eve is a ball But on Halloween your flesh begins to crawl Oh, I'm losing control Anything can happen on Halloween Your toenails grow wrong and your hair turns green Your teacher could become a sardine Your dentist could turn into a queen

Has anybody seen my tambourine? I may start playing "Begin the Beguine" The craziest night you've ever seen This hairy, scary, creepy, crawly, Halloween

[pigeon-princess]

“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.”

I've had this vision in my mind for ages so I finally decided to take a stab at drawing a cover for one of my favourite novels⚡

[chromaticabrasions]

☠ goulie-girl Follow

my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive

👻 creeps-and-crypts Follow

Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.

☠ goulie-girl Follow

its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.

🧛‍♂️ spike-through-the-heart Follow

oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it

☠ goulie-girl Follow

okay like how

🦇 unsound-familiar Follow

ill kill myself over ur grave if u want

☠ goulie-girl Follow

thanks but im not looking for a roomie

🧹 doubledoubletoilettrouble Follow

desecration potion

🧪 hexes-and-exes Follow

potion of desecration

🐸 wartsandall Follow

loOking for a poTion that deSecraTes? haVe I got the PotiOn for You 💋😋😜

☠ goulie-girl Follow

great the hexbots found my post

🧛‍♀️ i-bid-u-velcome Follow

babe just come over to my castle

☠ goulie-girl Follow

ur hellhound scares me

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[cannibalcaprine2]

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

[abyssalmermaiden]

I'm trying to be just a skeleton but there's some conflict or other I can't figure out with the mod so I'm stuck as a skeleton in panties???

[oscillatingdichotomy]

Don’t wanna be indecent

[wonderful-emoji]

[aneverlastinghalloween]

[spookysalem13]

Me too Mr.Skeleton, me too 🎃

[gravedangerahead]

We stan

[crazy-pages]

I love all the possible implications from: “Mama is trans and wasn’t out back then”, “Mama successfully committed feminist voter fraud”, to “Mama just fucking voted and the people running her local ballot box knew what was fucking good for them and stayed out of her way”. 

[kosmogrl]

[halloween-sweets]

[radiotransylvania]

Haaaaappy Little Shop Day! Listen to some of the best Ashman/Menken songs today but do NOT feed any strange plants!

Levi Stubb’s performance in the movie is an absolute treasure and I will never get over how much I love this song:

I spent MONTHS after watching Moxie searching for a full version of the Suddenly Seymour cover they commissioned for the film and then one day it was finally released and now I can die happy. It’s such a fun cover I highly recommend it:

Watch out for unexpected solar eclipses, folks!

[mistahgrundy]

[wonderful-emoji]

Can we get some cute spooky Bois for early Halloween

[studio-obake]

hammock ghost

[neatlightning]

[blancabitchcraft]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ach-seal-beag-gearr-deactivated]

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

[blueeyesatnight]

ive had this queued since february.