#snowpirate

[pirate-sandwich]

This vintage sport model pirate ship was common among the wealthiest of pirates. Powered by wind and dolphin sweat, this speedster cut round trip plundering time in half. This gave many pirates the opportunity to make it home for dinner and catch the newest episodes of American Horror Story.

[ahsokasshoto]

I always half shipped Hayffie, but then I found your blog and fell completely in love. I ship it soo hard now < 3

Yessss, welcome to the dark sideeee >:]

definitely lurk the hayffie tag, you’ll find a bunch of other awesome hayffie blogs and shippers :]

[littlemisshamish]

John, don't forget to buy the...

…handcuffs, the vibrator, and the nipple clamp. (Don’t give me that look. It’s for an experiment.)