#snuffysam

[glutko]

So... Araki named a stand of a guy who likes plants after an album of a guy who likes plants?

Goddamnit

[realsmashbrosfacts]

Some Mewtwo screenshots have been added to the smash bros site recently. Maybe you could tell us a real fact about Mewtwo.

mewtwo is a keyblade master

[sonicspeed1]

What a shame. I was hoping we could start something there. Like the octopus that predicts the world cup, or the dog that predicts the super bowl. It would be the sanic that predicts the smash bros.

I mean the closest thing i can come up with as far as predictions go are that, during the Smash Brothers Direct a few months back, there were showing off trophies of some characters and they appear to be hints toward future newcomers.

They showed off Tiki from Fire Emblem Awakening, and we got Lucina and Robin from thatPseudo-Palutana from Kid Icarus Uprising, and from that we got Palutana.The other trophies they showed off was Mother Brain from Metroid, and Ghirahim from Skyward Sword.

From there, the closest prediction I can give from that is that we will be getting a newcomer from Metroid, and a newcomer from Legend of Zelda, (presumably Skyward Sword.) 

[adventureplots]

You are one of 11 gods of this puny planet. You have complete control over a certain aspect of their lives. Unfortunately you picked the short straw and got the worst aspect of them all, "suggested aspect here". You now have to use your powers to take over the world and assume leadership over everything.

[adventureplots]

I have had so many ideas based entirely on terrible puns its not even funny. You are an evil villan. There is a train heading towards your location, filled with people. You now have to destroy the train track before they get here, to derail the train and kill everyone on board. This is... RAILBREAK. You are a comedian who makes fun of other people's problems. Your audience has just gotten mad and is trying to kill you. This is... PROBLEM SPOOF. You are a tub of pig fat with dreams of ending up in someone's sandwich. This is... LARD'S QUEST. You are the Wicked Witch of the East. HOMESTRUCK. In the future, people are hired to control the weather. You are one of those people. You now have to blow up this cloud before it pours large chunks of ice out on the city below. This is... HAILBREAK. You are a prison guard who is getting his hair done. This is... JAILBRAID. For some reason, lawn ornaments are attracted to you. This is... GNOMESTUCK. You are a dentist, and there is something really strange in this guy's mouth. This is... PROBLEM TOOTH. You accidentally said the wrong spell and now the spellbook is grafted to your face. This is... TOMESTUCK. You are a pony detective. PROBLEM HOOF. You are a poker player who dreams of making it big. This is... CARD QUEST. You accidentally painted yourself silver and now you can't get the paint off. This is... CHROMESTUCK.

MegaRock35 adds:

Alternatively: the fate of the world depends on you going to a certain URL! Too bad your browser just froze...

kd7sov adds:

In a world of anthropomorphic animals, you solve crimes based on how the victims' and suspects' hands and feet are decorated. You are... PAW BLOOM SLEUTH.

[adventureplots]

There are 5 characters. And if you say >Go Left, they all go left. And there would be puzzles and stuff.

[adventureplots]

Snuffysam had this idea about four detectives.

One solves crimes by physically threatening everyone involved. The second detective is psychic and uses her abilities to solve crimes. The third has a computer that scans stuff and tells her about DNA and stuff. And the fourth is a Sherlock Holmes genius type of detective. And they're each framed for different crimes that are actually connected crimes and they have to work together or something. That sort of thing.

[adventureplots]

Alien colonists arrive on a planet. They give up technology and live a peaceful life. All is well. At least until that stupid kid and his house appeared out of nowhere. And what is this "Sburb" stuff he keeps going on about? Sounds like a made-up word to you.